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cloud fucked

When Anthony Weiner's emails get synced from the cloud and you lose a Presidential election because of it
Wow, I was going to be President, until I got cloud fucked.
by Six_Flags_Kid_NC November 14, 2016
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Pick up the fucking phone now!

When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.
*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*

Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"

Spack No.1: "What phone?"

Spack No.2: "Your phone!"

*Phone rings*
by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024
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Fuck a bitch till she dies

Fuck faggot ass face - yo shaqweefa talking mad shit
Jim - ill fuck a bitch till she dies
by Shitzaki March 5, 2020
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Curly-Headed Fuck

One who is Curly Haired, and Lacks intelligence
Kyle, your a Curly-Headed Fuck!
by Lhs42018 May 22, 2017
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Fuck your feelings

this is my sisters saying she is going away to collage,so i created this for her out of fun and do not mean this literally or with any harm whatsoever,and instead to show her this as a gift type thing out of love and fun;so have fun with this saying
EXAMPLE:

Guy: How could you fuck my best friend, you know how i felt about you!

Girl: When we were together, you cheated on me anyway. So Fuck Your Feelings about me doing it

aunt: I don't appreciate the foul language you use in your tiktok page. there's kids on this site you know!

nice :honestly Fuck Your Feelings, If you don't want your kids exposed to vulgarity, get them off tiktok because they are most likely to young for the app anyway.
by love.synny August 18, 2022
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Fuck, Fuck, Cooch

A sex game played at a reverse gangbang or orgy, where female players sit in a circle while one man bops them on the head one at a time. With each bop the man says fuck, and when he chooses the cooch he desires, he proclaims, “Cooch!”
I play duck duck goose with the kids, but Fuck, Fuck, Cooch with my friends
by CanoeOnAcid July 29, 2020
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I’d fuck that goat.

When someone suggests trying something new and you’re low key down to get after it, no questions asked.
Friend #1: “We should do a shotski at the top of the double black diamond run.”
Friend #2: “Shirtless.”
Friend #3: “I’d fuck that goat.”
by Turnantur March 23, 2024
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