waffling

To waffle: to leave an impression on the face or body such as a waffel iron makes on a pancake.

He slammed into the chain link fence so hard it left a waffel on him.

When she awoke from her nap she had a waffle mark from the mat on her face.

She sat on his face till it waffeled her butt.

by Yonder August 24, 2004

Waffle

An identification, like pan (pancake) but instead waffle. If you identify as a waffle it can mean what ever you want and you can like whoever you want and be whoever you want as long as you don’t harm others or make other

uncomfortable.

Me: I identify as a Waffle
Person: cool...... what does that mean

by Amelia turtle December 4, 2020

Cunt Waffle

Anthoney Loppe

Anthoney is a Cunt Waffle

by hey bro wyd June 24, 2019

crotch waffles

herpes; or kids who camp in call of duty 4

I hate crotch waffles on the xbox.

by lupert2869 April 13, 2009

BLUE WAFFLE

Usually the meaning of someone who is a Red Waffle.

You are a Blue Waffle you moron.

by Blue Feelings October 12, 2017

Blue waffles

How males troll their friends

Guy 1: Hey bro search up blue waffles you will be amazed
Guy 2: alright
5 seconds later
Guy 2:bitch what the fuck

by timerline April 14, 2022

Wanking Waffle Stomper

This is when someone simultaneously jerks off and takes a shit whilst also taking a shower.

Yo, did you hear about that wanking waffle stomper Timmy did last night?

by ThunderBunda April 14, 2025