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sea turtles, mate

An explanation for an event that one cannot, or does not wish to, explain in a logical way.

Originated from the Pirates of the Caribbeans franchise
How did you escape the island?
Sea turtles, mate.
by yardnoc July 6, 2015
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turtled

To have your backpack turned inside out and all your books placed inside it, so you can no longer wear it but must carry it around.
Dude, Mike turtled Ian's bag when he went to the bathroom.
by skibum May 16, 2005
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Dirty Turtles

the act of two men making passionate love on a bed that has ninja turtle sheets on it.
at first chad didnt want to play dirty turtles, so i waited until he fell asleep, then i played dirty turtles all night long
by d mite November 24, 2007
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Tactical Turtles

The time when you are play call of duty and some pro calls down the tactical turtles and you'r screwed.
Shabonquiqui: Yo dawg dis kid just call down dem tactical turtles
Shanaynay: ow fack
by Tortuise November 22, 2011
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tutle

1)the awesome way of saying turtle
2)used by a little kid that was actually a zombie...he likes tutles....
I LIKE TUTLES!!!
by tutle_lover August 16, 2011
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teenage mutant ninja turtles

"Pizza? Isn't your potbelly big enough already?"
by Stefan Degeest May 18, 2003
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turdle

An ignorant, trifling person of typically low educational, social, or economic standing that holds up lines in public places doing things like:
- Removing the contents of a McDonalds order bag in front of the cashier to double check that everything was included, while other people wait
- Slowly recounting returned change in a checkout line, while other people wait
- Methodically instructing workers at Subway how to create their perfect sandwich (e.g. “just a little more mayo, I said more mayo!”, “spread those tomatoes out!”), while other people wait
- Rereading the contents of a receipt at a checkout counter, while other people wait
- Rearranging the contents of their purse or wallet at a checkout counter, while other people wait
- Demanding that a cashier at a fast food restaurant include more french fries with an order (e.g. “there ain’t enough fries with this order”)
- Methodically and slowly piling up food on their plate at a buffet, while other people wait
- Demanding that a public bus to stop and then approaching the bus in a slow manner unconcerned about the other passengers on the bus
- Arguing with a TSA agent in an airport security line about confiscated liquids while other people wait
- Continuing to drive a car in a normal manner when an Ambulance is trying to pass
- Asking restaurant waiters about the exact ingredients of menu items and then requesting numerous substitutions to the ingredients
The turdle at McDonalds removed and inspected the contents of their fast food order at the cashier counter oblivious to the long line of customers waiting behind them.
by the_hao_zi October 16, 2008
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