A shit pasta is a creepypasta that is generally credited as being absolutely shitty. Something not scary, poorly written or full of garbage personalities and story tropes.
by Anadyr October 20, 2015
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...but you decide to sit down on the toilet JUST in case. 95% of insurance shits usually end in something productive, and can save you from the ever-embarrassing shart.
...but you decide to sit down on the toilet JUST in case. 95% of insurance shits usually end in something productive, and can save you from the ever-embarrassing shart.
Rick: Okay okay okay ready I got one, get the lighter...
*PRFFFFTTFFRFRTT*
Rick (cont'd): HOLY DICKSWEAT THAT WAS AMAZING!!
Roll: Okay lemme tr-...wait...wait...nope, I've gotta take an insurance shit.
*PRFFFFTTFFRFRTT*
Rick (cont'd): HOLY DICKSWEAT THAT WAS AMAZING!!
Roll: Okay lemme tr-...wait...wait...nope, I've gotta take an insurance shit.
by Timb0.Slice November 12, 2010
Get the Insurance Shit mug.When someone is in the act of going far beyond and out of the way to do something that puts the original agreed plan in complete limbo or risk of cancellation.
We were scheduled to be in Philly at 10PM with friends to party, but at 9:57PM, Pete pulls some "extra shit" and decides we need to go to Gettysburg to pick up a bitch and then go to Atlantic City instead.
by Metalmania82 November 10, 2011
Get the extra shit mug.Basically a caveman shit is when you go to the bathroom and you forget your phone so you're forced to take a shit like you're in some prehistoric time with zero technology
Little john boy was forced to take a caveman shit when he up amd ran straight to the bathroom forgetting his phone because he was about to mudbutt.
by CraneMajestic August 14, 2019
Get the Caveman shit mug.Cheapo flip-flops you can buy at the dollar store or anywhere else, always costing less than $10. Also known as Double Pluggers
"Let's race!" Can't run, I'm wearing shit-flops
My shoes broke! "can i help fix them?" Don't worry about it, they're just shit-flops
I'm going to the beach tomorrow, but don't have any sandals, guess i'll just pick up some shit-flops
My shoes broke! "can i help fix them?" Don't worry about it, they're just shit-flops
I'm going to the beach tomorrow, but don't have any sandals, guess i'll just pick up some shit-flops
by Titagula Gervais August 21, 2010
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Helpful when heart-felt revenge is in order.
Not a recommended course of action in many circumstances.
Helpful when heart-felt revenge is in order.
Not a recommended course of action in many circumstances.
1: "Man, I cheated on my wife and she soaked me with the shit pistol"
2: "Hey! That lady just hit my car and drove off, I'm gonna chase her down and spray her windows with my Shit Pistol."
2: "Hey! That lady just hit my car and drove off, I'm gonna chase her down and spray her windows with my Shit Pistol."
by wansambenlovin March 23, 2010
Get the Shit Pistol mug.The shit you have after a day of drinking cheap cider or other cheap alcohol, that has a recognisable smell or might smell like the alcohol you previously drank.
by north east knowledge September 24, 2017
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