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Justine is a damn Virgin

by Bastard222 March 3, 2019

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Virgin Play

Every time I bring him to the brink, then "accidentally" make him cum and say awww... guess you stay a virgin another day, huh?

Etherial likes to keep a sub in continual virgin play, using every hole they have and keeping them a virgin permanently.

"I'm gonna get me a nice little virgin and keep him that way"

by Bibs 19 January 3, 2019

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Bed Virginity

When a non-relative sits on your bed for the first that isn't you
(Getting a new bed don't reset it)

Yo man don't sit on his bed, it's a waist of his bed Virginity, it gotta be of the person they like!

by Luckyyyyyyyyyyy August 8, 2022

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A parody ad which mocks abstinence-based sex ed; the spoof PSA instead promotes anal sex.

Narrated by former PBS Kids Sprout announcer Melanie Martinez, the public service message is "I've got big plans for my future: a good college, a career, maybe even my own business some day but one thing I'm not planning on is getting pregnant. That's why I choose anal sex. I mean sure it hurts a little and I wind up walking funny for a day or two but I think my future's worth it."

Anal sex. The smart choice for your future.

The joke public service announcements were removed in July 2006 after PBS Kids Sprout sacked Melanie Martinez, host of the network's nightly The Good Night Show, for an acting history (which has nothing to do with the public broadcaster) which included a minor part appearing in two brief spoof videos titled Technical Virgin.

The original domain is now cybersquatted.

by bitchuck November 20, 2025

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