Mike Blazer

the most badass gangster person in the room especially when daves around

go clean that up because im Mike Blazer

i will whoop that ass, because im Mike blazer

by oogabooga1232376mp March 25, 2023

mike peters

tall, slanging some heat, bucket

whos mike peters?

he tall, slanging some heat, literally a walking bucket

by dickpuddle42069 March 17, 2020

Ice Mike

A former DJ who is now a wannabe marathon runner. Walks with the Mitway Limp and his idol is JohnnyO.

I was listening to Ice Mike from the 1980s wheels of steel while running the Chicago Marathon even though I have the Mitway Limp. JohnnyO was on the sidelines vigorously cheering me on.

by Denzel wendell March 8, 2019

Mike Tango

Or MT for short. Millineal Trash.

Look at that Mike Tango and his avocado toast.

by BishopMJ June 22, 2019

Epic Miking

After performing dozens of homosexual acts you eat and entire cake or intake enough sugar to give you diabetes and lose a limb

Jeremy considered epic miking but was unable to eat all the cake

by Melania478 June 23, 2025

Mike Duffy

alongside Bernie Madoff and Hilarry Clinton, the human epitome of political corruption in modern Canada

Since I hate corruption, I also hate Mike Duffy as a politician

by Sexydimma November 21, 2016

based like Mike

To be completely wrong about something while harbouring a fear of cartoon dogs

Hey, X; You’re based like Mike (as in full of shit)

by NafoSpelling Champ September 25, 2023