Girl Scout Cookie Whore

A person who is obsessed with Girl Scout Cookies, to the point where they don't ever share their cookies, they have a calender counting down to the opening of the new cookie season, and they occasional sleep with the famous green vest on....

Friend: Dude can I have some of your Tagalongs?
GSCW (Girl Scout Cookie Whore): No bro.
Friend: But you have like 20 boxes!
GSCW: These are barely gonna last until the season opens up in 39 days, until then get your own damn box!
Friend: Your such a fucking Girl Scout Cookie Whore!

by Spinman75 November 9, 2009

suprise double fortuned cookie

When you're about to make love to an asian woman until you realize that there is already semen in her vagina. Suprise! Also known as KanichiWhoa.

I was amazed when Chung Lee revealed that she had a suprise double fortuned cookie.

by Crocviper and Froggy7304 February 9, 2006

Green Penis Grandma Cookie

To paint one's penis green and then put cookies in their grandmas ass, and then put the penis in the ass.

Her: How was the family reunion?
Him: It was a total Green Penis Grandma Cookie!
Her: Holy FUCK!!

by Professional Educator September 22, 2020

cookie monster flip stack

An amount of money equaling a thousand dollars; A grand; A g

Steve won the poker tournament and took home a cookie monster flip stack.

by Elizabeth Hill December 10, 2010

Burnt Fortune Cookie

A three-some with an asian girl & 2 black guys.

Tyrone: Ey, I'm thinkin of smashin' that oriental bitch Lucy
Lamar: Damn lemme get at dat too
Tyrone: Let's make a burnt fortune cookie

by prettyflvcko November 27, 2012

cookie run kingdom

Meh pay to win gambling experience. Fun at the start but gets boring quickly if you turn your brain on.
like genshin impact you turn your brain off but unlike genshin impact there is less simping for kids and more simping for cookies.

Other guy: yo what game you playing?
Somone: cookie run kingdom, did you think i was playing genshin impact

other guy: That games sucks...and so dopes genshin impact
Somone: you mean the " community" suck right?
Other guy: No No No the game has gachas and meh gamplay is is kinda overrated, you okay bro?
Somone: im hooked and broke.

by BozoWithWifi881 October 13, 2022

Oreo Cookie Milkshake

When a man and woman are having oral intercourse and he finishes in her mouth then shits in it chewing it up gives it an oreo cookie milkshake look!

"last night my girlfriend made an oreo cookie milkshake!"

by JGoodwin86 October 21, 2021