Pirate Monkey

It is a person who constantly steels another persons items unknowingly.

"Willma, quit jacking my lighter, you damn Pirate Monkey!"

by Kyle Sanchez April 10, 2007

monkey apples

feces that is expelled from your anus in a very fast and hard way, it usually happens when you delay your shit.

ooohhhh those were some ruthless monkey apples man

by Tommothebombo June 16, 2007

Monkey Chatter

The noise that comes from a person's mouth when they go on and on about nothing or when a person simply seem to talk to hear their own voice.

I saw Sally in the hall and tried to head the other way in order to avoid her(monkey chatter).

by SmartandPretty September 5, 2007

Monkey Dog

A Monkey Dog (commonely refered to as a Jack Russel) is a Jive Ass, Jumping Jack, little bladder with four legs. They typically pick one Master and spend their entire life either trying to jump up their master's ass or dreaming about jumping up the master's ass. They are very intelligent and very stuburn. They know when they do wrong but just don't give a monkey's rat ass. They pretend to be sorry but don't you be fooled. Some Monkey Dogs have their own pet cats. These cats are refered to as "Monkey Dog Cats" because they are Monkey dog's cat. Monkey dog cats look like cats but they act like monkey dogs.

For Example when I walk into the house I scream "Where's My MONKEY DOG?" I turn arround and pull the monkey dog out of my ass. Not far away is Monkey dog cat staring intensly at the monkey dog.

by Monkey Dog Daddy (Eddy) December 9, 2008

fuck monkey

A curse word when you've done something quite stupid. Monkey added on after fuck somewhat softens the word fuck when fuck may seem a bit too harsh.

When you keep missing easy shots in a game of pool you may blurt out "Fuck monkey!!" due to your frustration with yourself.

by Heather December 24, 2003

Sand Monkey

Sand Monkey: A person that is born within African American and Middle Eastern descent. i.e. sand nigger and porch monkey. In essence, a Sand Monkey is a person that is a sand nigger and a porch monkey combined into one person.

Billy: Look at that Sand Monkey over there! He's really accomplishing the task of finishing his nig stick.

Timmy: What's a Sand Monkey, Billy?

Billy: A Sand Monkey is a sand nigger and a porch monkey combined.

by Darkshadow33 March 18, 2011

funky monkey

a woman's pussy that smell bad.

when she pulled down her panties,i could smell her funky monkey,i then said can we just cuddle.

by domino66 November 22, 2010