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Shower cream

When you try to gage how much sour cream you are putting on your plate, and accidentally say shower cream cause you are too focused.
Logan : Hey man, they have sour cream.
Evan : your right, love me some shower cream
by Showercream30 September 20, 2016
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Dick Shower

When a man had a very fortunate (or unfortunate) 48 hours, he has to take a second shower to pay special attention to his cock, and only his cock. This shower focuses only on the cock, and ensures all bodily fluids, flith, and/or dirt have been successfully removed.
Joe needed a dick shower after working 14 hours, going to the gym, and then having period sex with his wife.
by Leigh Cain May 3, 2018
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shower envy

1. Extreme covet towards a shower installed by MGSI Glass.

2. Deep feelings of desire that are difficult to overcome after seeing MGSI Glass work .
Did you see the Jones' new bathroom? You did? Did you see that glass shower that MGSI put in? Yeah, I know - it's spectacular! I got 'dat shower envy!
by jayehteeglass February 7, 2018
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sprinkle shower

When you have sex for the third time in one night and hardly produce alot of cum on her belly anymore.
"Man felt so good when I blew that huge load on your stomach, Carla."

"Pft! Are you serious right now Bart? That wasn't even a load that was just a little sprinkle shower, your brother Roger , now he blows some huge loads!"
by Rossy kielbasi January 6, 2017
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shower mouse

The revolting mass of hair that lingers under the shower plug, rife with rotting conditioner. The small visible hairs at the top of the plug being merely the tip of the hideous foul smelling iceberg.
I tackled the shower mouse today. Dealing with that shit makes me want to shave my head...
by NWAS January 20, 2017
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Baby Shower

In spite, bang out a load into a lady's luffa before it's use
Bitch drank my last beer! I see a baby shower in her future.
by Rwgnstein January 20, 2017
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Meat shower

Is what happens to the 44oz steak you just ate after drinking a Guinness.
"I made Nick drink a guiness after dinner and he gave me a meat shower!"
by Douchmagoosh February 4, 2017
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