Awkward Attempt at Sexy Times 

Awkward Attempt at Sexy Times (AAST) is when your sexual overtures are rejected due to inappropriateness of situation or setting. The key difference between AAST and being creepy is that in this case the object of your affections does not feel threatened or in any way afraid of you. They just think you're pathetic.

You and your new girlfriend stopping by at your ex*'s house unannounced to ask if she'd like to go get a drink with you all. This is an Awkward Attempt at Sexy Times.

*Bad break-up and someone you're not friends with now.

Awkward Attempt at Sexy Times by moopmoopmoop July 11, 2011

one sexy bastard

A term used to describe your friend who is significantly shorter than you but you don't want to hurt their feelings.

Callum was one sexy bastard

one sexy bastard by Sh_ort.bully011 April 4, 2021

Midas’ big sexy cock 

His cock is sooo sexy your cock is fucking nothing to it. His cock is soooo big that when he fucks marigold she has it coming out her mouth.

🥵🥖😅
So you like my dick? It’s… nothing much.
Oh… my… how did you get it.

It’s my ‘special Midas’ big sexy cock’.

Midas’ big sexy cock by ☆★Midas★☆ February 4, 2022

Condensed Sexy 

Sexy in it's mosed potent and portable form. Just add water. Please refer also to Nate and Ty and Laila and WAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA.

Kit- That Ty! He's so condensed Sexy!

Laila- Fuck yea, even Canadians love him! WAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA

Kit- Yep! WAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA

Ty- Hey guys! You're both condensed Sexy!

Nate, Ty, Laila- WAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA

Condensed Sexy by Kit January 7, 2005

techno-sexy

That sleek style that resembles 'futuristic' and technology. Often characterized with stainless steal, glass surfaces, and accent lighting (such as behind/under the glass)

The workspaces that a digital artist might use are techno-sexy

techno-sexy by AOD_Azriel May 12, 2007

lissy+axel=HOT,SEXY,BIG DICK 

lissy and axel are a great couple. they are funny, and they boyfriend has a huge dick. he has brown hair and is funny the girlfriend is thick. she is funny and likes the boyfriends dick.

lissy- axel your dick is SO HUGE!

axel-oh i know u made it huge baby
lissy- dont go to hard, axel. uhh~

lissy+axel=HOT,SEXY,BIG DICK

lissy+axel=HOT,SEXY,BIG DICK by Ajooki aldihar January 2, 2022

cute ass sexy handsome motherfucker 

nathan

damn that nathan is a cute ass sexy handsome motherfucker

cute ass sexy handsome motherfucker by nanshagger April 28, 2020