A school which has been captured by a wicked bitch named Mrs Jarret.
Can be a name for something which was once okay but now is now worse than hell.
Can be a name for something which was once okay but now is now worse than hell.
by MrsJsucksout September 07, 2010
An event at your local school that (in the school staff's opinion) "will allow students to kick back and have fun with friends". Basically, what a school dance consists of is a live DJ playing pop and hip-hop (very unsettling for a rock fan), teachers, and of course, the students all dancing away at a large area at school. They're all supposed to have fun, right?
...No, not really. In my case, the school had us sign a "Behavior Agreement Form", which restricts you from holding hands with others, forming mosh pits, and all that good stuff that goes in a dance. AUTOMATIC DOUCHINESS. That's probably what my classmates thought, so very few people ever show up to the dance. Last year, roughly 100 students showed up out of the 1260 in the 6th & 7th grades. This year, only 3 people out of the 540 8th graders showed up, and the dance was instantly canceled.
...No, not really. In my case, the school had us sign a "Behavior Agreement Form", which restricts you from holding hands with others, forming mosh pits, and all that good stuff that goes in a dance. AUTOMATIC DOUCHINESS. That's probably what my classmates thought, so very few people ever show up to the dance. Last year, roughly 100 students showed up out of the 1260 in the 6th & 7th grades. This year, only 3 people out of the 540 8th graders showed up, and the dance was instantly canceled.
The moral of the story? If your school makes you sign a douchy behavior agreement form for a school dance, it's automatically shitty. Don't go.
by Mayu Mizuki <3 October 11, 2009
"hey where has kathy been these past months?"
"oh, shes stuck in nursing school studying for the rest of her life."
"oh, shes stuck in nursing school studying for the rest of her life."
by nurseintraining March 07, 2008
The Shore School, also commonly known as the Sydney Church of England Grammar School, is a Private Anglican day and boarding school for boys, located in the lower North Shore of Sydney, Australia.
99% of boys at this school are of white/ Anglo descent. The only ethnics at the school are most probably on scholarship.
Shore School is a founding member of the GPS and is widely known for their strong performance in sports, especially that of rowing.
Shore School is viewed as one of the most elite and prestigious schools in Australia and also boasts some of the best facilities of any school in the world.
The value/policy at Shore School, is that they don't lose. Ever. Recently the school purchased the last Victorian Estate (Graythwaite) located on the North Shore for $42.9 Million, despite great protest and negative publicity. Furthermore, Newington upgraded their Grandstand, so Shore spent $10 million on redeveloping their own grandstand located in NorthBridge.
Most Day-Students live in The North Shore or sometimes Northern Beaches of Sydney.
Shore boys have an informal reputation for being arrogant, Rich, Upper class, snobby, however this is simply a stereotype others form because of their "never lose" policy, as well as jealousy.
99% of boys at this school are of white/ Anglo descent. The only ethnics at the school are most probably on scholarship.
Shore School is a founding member of the GPS and is widely known for their strong performance in sports, especially that of rowing.
Shore School is viewed as one of the most elite and prestigious schools in Australia and also boasts some of the best facilities of any school in the world.
The value/policy at Shore School, is that they don't lose. Ever. Recently the school purchased the last Victorian Estate (Graythwaite) located on the North Shore for $42.9 Million, despite great protest and negative publicity. Furthermore, Newington upgraded their Grandstand, so Shore spent $10 million on redeveloping their own grandstand located in NorthBridge.
Most Day-Students live in The North Shore or sometimes Northern Beaches of Sydney.
Shore boys have an informal reputation for being arrogant, Rich, Upper class, snobby, however this is simply a stereotype others form because of their "never lose" policy, as well as jealousy.
EXAMPLE 1:
Random 1: Hey what School did you go to?
Shore Boy: I went to Shore School.
Random1: DAYUMM You're rich!
Shore Boy: It's good to have land.
EXAMPLE 2:
Waiter at restaurant: I'm sorry, we're full tonight.
Shore Boy: Excuse me? If my FATHER found out, he wouldn't be very happy would he?
Waiter: Oh look, a reservation just opened up!
*Customer gets kicked out*
Random 1: Hey what School did you go to?
Shore Boy: I went to Shore School.
Random1: DAYUMM You're rich!
Shore Boy: It's good to have land.
EXAMPLE 2:
Waiter at restaurant: I'm sorry, we're full tonight.
Shore Boy: Excuse me? If my FATHER found out, he wouldn't be very happy would he?
Waiter: Oh look, a reservation just opened up!
*Customer gets kicked out*
by GPS Boy September 22, 2012
1. 6th through 8th grade
2. A place where you're only popular if you shop at Abercrombie & Fitch, Aeropostle, American Eagle and other over-priced stores like that and you own at least one of those Vera Bradly bags. Everybody is in a clique and if you aren't popular you try to be "different" by being goth or emo, when you really are just trying to fit in and be cool within your own clique. Girls change boyfriends like they change their clothes and guys are horny idiots. Teacher bombard you with idiotic assignments then complain that its going to take all weekend to grade them. Everybody is obsessed with texting. People say they hate Twilight, but they have never read it or seen the movie. If you aren't into gossip, you might as well go and die because gossip is what keeps the school alive.
3. The worst part of your school life
2. A place where you're only popular if you shop at Abercrombie & Fitch, Aeropostle, American Eagle and other over-priced stores like that and you own at least one of those Vera Bradly bags. Everybody is in a clique and if you aren't popular you try to be "different" by being goth or emo, when you really are just trying to fit in and be cool within your own clique. Girls change boyfriends like they change their clothes and guys are horny idiots. Teacher bombard you with idiotic assignments then complain that its going to take all weekend to grade them. Everybody is obsessed with texting. People say they hate Twilight, but they have never read it or seen the movie. If you aren't into gossip, you might as well go and die because gossip is what keeps the school alive.
3. The worst part of your school life
Girl 1: OMG! Look at my new Vera Bradley bag! The pattern is extremely obnoxious! Isn't is sooo cooool?!?!?
Girl 2: Totes! I'm going to text Sally and tell her!
Girl 1: OMFG! Did you hear? Sally's going back out with Tommy!
Sane person: What's up?
Girls 1&2: You don't have a Vera Bradley bag! We can't be your friends anymore!
Sane person: Middle school is retarded...
Girl 2: Totes! I'm going to text Sally and tell her!
Girl 1: OMFG! Did you hear? Sally's going back out with Tommy!
Sane person: What's up?
Girls 1&2: You don't have a Vera Bradley bag! We can't be your friends anymore!
Sane person: Middle school is retarded...
by ShewolfLL January 11, 2010
Let's just say, one of the most pathetic places to be. It's pretty much a step below college, teaching us useless crap that they say will help us in our future. That's what college is for. It should be optional to go to, or just get rid of it. And let college take about a year or two longer depending on what you want to major. In college, people actually grow up, that fails to happen in High School. And there isn't any fucking social classes in college, just go and get the fuck out. Here's the classes in the order I like/dislike with a defonition.
Greaser/Punk/Skinhead- Decent people with a good taste of music, only the wanna be's are ass holes, the rest just leave you alone. Usually hated by teachers for all the wrong reasons.
Nerds- Nice people, but take too much beatings, don't stand up for themselves, and are kind of snobby.
Hipsters- Now these guys may look like douches, but they only listen to shitty music. They're pretty chill people actually, you just can't be a retarded ignorant faggot to them.
Jocks- Smell horribly and take too much pride in their shitty athleticism, will most likely be janitors when they grow up.
Juggalos- Now, here's a bunch of douches. They listen to shitty music known as ICP, they are fucking retarded, the only upside is they can make your day by being completely retarded. But they're posers, fags, douches, wanna be's, wiggers, and trailer trash. Best make fun of them they're extremely defensive and hilarious when they are.
Greaser/Punk/Skinhead- Decent people with a good taste of music, only the wanna be's are ass holes, the rest just leave you alone. Usually hated by teachers for all the wrong reasons.
Nerds- Nice people, but take too much beatings, don't stand up for themselves, and are kind of snobby.
Hipsters- Now these guys may look like douches, but they only listen to shitty music. They're pretty chill people actually, you just can't be a retarded ignorant faggot to them.
Jocks- Smell horribly and take too much pride in their shitty athleticism, will most likely be janitors when they grow up.
Juggalos- Now, here's a bunch of douches. They listen to shitty music known as ICP, they are fucking retarded, the only upside is they can make your day by being completely retarded. But they're posers, fags, douches, wanna be's, wiggers, and trailer trash. Best make fun of them they're extremely defensive and hilarious when they are.
by Stumpfy August 05, 2010
1. A place with many people aged 13-18.
2. A place where adults believe we are learning.
3. A place where you can climb the social ladder. (Maybe.)
4. A place where adults believe we are being prepared for the real world. (Although ironically enough Gr. 7 & 8 are spent preparing for high school.)
5. A pointless, government funded place of torture.
2. A place where adults believe we are learning.
3. A place where you can climb the social ladder. (Maybe.)
4. A place where adults believe we are being prepared for the real world. (Although ironically enough Gr. 7 & 8 are spent preparing for high school.)
5. A pointless, government funded place of torture.
by that's good October 22, 2009