Sam

The dumbest most annoying idiot to walk the Earth, he is a fucking brick

Sam is a fucking shoe, lol xd

by JustPandazGaming November 25, 2017

Yes Sam

The gender neutral equivalent to yes sir or yes ma’am

In response to a command,
“Yes sam, right away sam”

by Gustavenw May 25, 2022

Sam

A tall man who goes around university having sex with international students, in exchange for food. A Sam is very manipulative and is always the victim by his own accord.

Person A: "Hey Sam, when are you coming over to watch netflix"
Sam: **Opens and ignores the message for 30mins**
Sam: "Coming but I'm hungry do you have food?"

by majidad November 30, 2019

Sam

Sam is a smart, fast, handsome and thoughtful guy. Very good and easy to collaborate with and have a lot of friends. He is so funny that you can start tears of laughter

Simon: Have you seen the new guy, he's so cool
Daniel yes, I know, I think his name is Sam

by Boyyyy100% May 18, 2018

Sam Carmel

Someone who will never get a return text from a female

Did you get a text back from that chick at the bar?
Nah I’m a real Sam Carmel

by roguerebel24 October 5, 2019

Sam Atkins

A boy with a large head in the megamind proportion, usually with a small penis and has bad social problems.

That boy won't come out he is a real Sam Atkins

by Rugbydog41 April 2, 2021

Sam

Right so, where do we even start. This name describe an individual who is very smart and loves to be the best at anything and everything, and if he is not then you definitely won’t hear the last of it. When deciding the sexuality of a Sam, it is very complex. Most are said to be closeted, while others are just actively hiding their true colours. There’s only really one word to describe this Sam… “prick”.

Ooo I love this Sam.

Are you sure this Sam isn’t a prick?
When a person is confused, you better call them sam.

by RainbowRabbits2.0 November 22, 2021