Splooge Sack

A small purse sized bag, often made of canvas or cotton, used to collect cum for later use. Typically kept refrigerated in an effort to maintain the freshness and quality of the sack batter within the bag.

Josh: Bro my splooge sack ripped while I was stroking the salmon into it and now there’s cum all over my floor!
Mike: Oh that’s ransid bro, that’s why I always double bag my splooge sacks so that my koom remains safe and spill free.

by ThiccMole.ad773 September 19, 2021

Snape sack

A faggot ass bitch who can't get pussy for nothin'

Gah he is such a snape sack!

by Crhsusjebhsjs June 18, 2017

Dingus Sack

A more “family-friendly” way of saying douchebag. This way, the whole family can enjoy cussing out notorious jackasses. Commonly used and dubbed by Commander Rocco and FatCat123 on Xbox.

This guy sucks; he’s such a dingus sack.

by notorious_monkey March 27, 2024

Neck Sacking

Neck Sacking – resting ones testicles on one’s partners’ neck whilst receiving fallacial attention. Practiced widely in Transylvania and Merthyr Tydfil.

"Wow, the part of your body that distinguishes your head from your torso is perfect for neck sacking Mfanwy".
Slight pause as Mfanwy clears her throat! Fnar fnar!
"Well thank you Count, perhaps you could decorate it with a lovely necklace for me".

by Busty Gus March 30, 2014

Crinkle Sack

When your ballsack is raised all the way up only showing wrinkles and taint line.

Leonardo DiCaprio: “When I got out of the shower and looked at my balls, that’s when I knew I had crinkle sack.”
His young wife: “Ew…I’m not touching that crinkle sack tonight…let me know when it’s back to normal”

by The_Definition_Guy April 19, 2025

wank sack

A person who likes to caress the backs of their balls whilst wanking

"My friend told me he use to wank sack"
"Have you had a wank sack?"

by DA_UD December 1, 2021

Sanitary Sack

to dip your balls in germ-x

After fucking that slut I used the sanitary sack method.

by Wonderballz November 8, 2013