by Handsjgn May 27, 2025
Get the Russian ice princessmug. When the person next to you gets their head cut off or seriously wounded and you become covered with blood.
by HappyAssArrows June 3, 2022
Get the Russian Showermug. A Russian teapot is a lewd action where a man stretches his scrotum into the shape of a bowl or cup and either urinates into it or has another partner urinate into it. The other person proceeds to drink the sweaty-hairy-ballsack-piss beverage straight out of the other’s nut sack cup.
Person 1: “Did you ever end up taking Ashlyn back to your place?”
Person 2: “Yeah I did; I had to kick her out after she asked me to Russian Teapot her, though.”
Person 2: “Yeah I did; I had to kick her out after she asked me to Russian Teapot her, though.”
by mamaswhorecollector September 4, 2019
Get the Russian teapotmug. When you blow your nose into your girls pussy and tape it shut so that your snot stays inside of her forever.
by ProBater69 February 7, 2022
Get the Russian Tsar Bombmug. Russian version of Usain Bolt. It is the person who is running away from police, because of alcohol intoxication. It is usually used as an irony.
by Creatura November 18, 2018
Get the Russian Boltmug. The act of consuming a box meal from the formost US Tex Mex chain while under a state of gastrointestinal distress in an attempt to rid yourself of the ailment; with potentialy catastrophic results.
Tim: I have had the stomach flu for 3 days and I am misreable. At this point I am willing to risk it all. Time for some Taco Bell Russian Roulette.
Andy: That sounds like the worst idea ever.
Tim: I will either clean the virus out of my system or you are going to have to plunge my organs through the pipes. I am up for either at this point.
Andy: That sounds like the worst idea ever.
Tim: I will either clean the virus out of my system or you are going to have to plunge my organs through the pipes. I am up for either at this point.
by 2nd amendment is bae June 7, 2022
Get the Taco Bell Russian Roulettemug. by Singerman13 July 24, 2016
Get the Russian Gas Pumpmug.