fuck me running

Can also be used transitively. To have fucked someone running is to have well and truly screwed them.
Steve: How'd it go with the city inspectors?
Dave: They fucked me running.

fuck me running
by sargasso May 26, 2011
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Home Run Derby

the act of inserting both testicles into an anus or vagina and attempting to launch ejaculatory fluids as far as possible onto or over your partner while testicles remain inserted into such cavity.
Jake: "What did you and Jessica get into last night?"

Dirty D: "We went to Captain D's and then we had some fun at home. She is a freak. We started getting physical and then the next thing I know, I am playing home run derby with her.

Jake: "Aww man, you are sick. How did you do it?"

Dirty D: "When I got ready, I just slipped them in her ass and started shooting. I hit the head board once and her tits a couple times. It was a mess and my nuts stunk."
by HRD October 06, 2012
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Chicken Run Syndrome

A genetic abnormality affecting a large number of women in modernized nations. Mainly features a large and overweight midsection/upper thighs while the remainder of the physique is still fit in nature.

Not a lot can be done to rectify this and it is a shame when an otherwise hot girl has been afflicted.

Refer to the movie chicken run for visual examples.
"Check out that girl, she'd be hot if she didn't have chicken run syndrome"
by Bateman23 April 18, 2010
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running the table

u think i know it just says ther is no definition for it
??? u think i know???
by neala February 02, 2003
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The Smash and Run

The man penetrates the woman while smashing her head vigorously against the head rest of the bed. Once the girl is knocked out completely the man opens her mouth before ejaculation and then puts his dick in her mouth. This causes the girl to choke on the mans jizz, ultimately killing her. The man then calls the cops and leaves the house as fast as he can so when they come the find a naked, bloody girl who choked on jizz.
Shaun gave Jayde a good old smash and run causing her head to bleed all over his hands as he smashed her head and opened her mouth. He completed The Smash and Run!
by yefdwq August 12, 2010
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Portuguese Home Run

Any infield hit. (Preferably a bunt single)
Barnes just couldn't muster any power on that swing, but still managed to eek out a Portuguese Home Run to drive in the tying run.
by Jim & Todd August 30, 2007
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