retarded animal babies
"Yippy-ki-yay, motherfuckers!" *shoots AK*
retarded animal babies by Link February 14, 2004
Retardology
Retardology is the science of slow mind and behavior. Its immediate goal is to understand retarded humans by both discovering general principles and exploring specific cases, and its ultimate aim is to benefit society. In this field, a professional practitioner or researcher is called a Retardologist, and can be classified as a Prankster, Comedian, or Jew. Retardologists attempt to understand the role of mental functions in individual that seem to act “different” than other humans in social behavior, while also exploring the retardological and idiotological processes that underlie certain functions and behaviors.
Im a Retardologist and i study Retardology
Hey look! Its a retardologist, a person who studies retarded people. That means he specializes in retardology
Hey look! Its a retardologist, a person who studies retarded people. That means he specializes in retardology
Retardology by Emanstyle16 December 6, 2010
Related Words
retard • retarded • retardation • retardism • retardo • retardis • retard strength • retardican • retardulous • retarding
retarded basketball
retarded basketball is just like basketball but it's been improvised with some retarded ass rules. Here's how it goes. To check the ball you have to go into a squatting position and twerk while checking the ball. When you have possession of the ball, you do not run with it normally as you do in basketball. You run with your knees high, and your knees must be going to your left or your right only, NOT forward. When you dribble the ball, it can't touch the floor. You must hold the ball in one hang while you use your other hand to bang it like a set of bongo drums. To get points is just like basketball, except it doesn't have to go through the hoop. It just has to touch the net. But you can only throw the ball to the net in one way, over your head to your companion. When it makes contact with the net you do the mc hammer dance while going like "boom Shaka laka, boom Shaka laka".You pass the ball normally as you do in basketball and but you have to scream out to your teammate "PISS!!!". You block your opponent by flapping your arms like a bird and jumping up and down. When you get fouled, you lay down on the floor while everyone on your opponent's team does Gangnam style over you while singing the main verse of "The Fox " by Ylvis. Then they get points on a scale of 1-10 based on their performance. Remember 1 touch to the net is 1 point, from a 3 pointer it's 3 points. And the team at the end with the most points wins and does a victory dance.So there's the game, and it's rules.
retarded basketball by Retardedbasketballcr38tor December 26, 2013
Rektard
A conjunction of Retard & Rekt placed into one word. This word can be used towards a player who reckons he's got really good skills or reckons he's the best player there in a game but really doesn't and ends up being defeated, humiliated instead or just lack skill Can also be used in person too to people who think they rekt you but somehow didn't recently, in the long run or, again, just lack skill.
Player 1: Stoner Boogaloo "Bring it on"
Player 2: Jerkin' Weezy "Okay"
Player 2 Jerkin' Weezy "Oooooh get rekt"
<Stoner Boogaloo Shot Jerkin' Weezy From Behind>
Player 1: Stoner Boogaloo "I was nowhere infront of you, you Rektard"
Player 2: Jerkin' Weezy "Okay"
Player 2 Jerkin' Weezy "Oooooh get rekt"
<Stoner Boogaloo Shot Jerkin' Weezy From Behind>
Player 1: Stoner Boogaloo "I was nowhere infront of you, you Rektard"
Rektard by Bloodfangz December 6, 2015
Retardablonde
The weird blond/colory mix thats left after semi-permanent wash off and you're too lazy to re-dye it.
Retardablonde by technicolor August 20, 2009
the retards at guitar.com
this first article here just pisses me right off. The fact that he says jimmy page sucks makes me wonder: has this fuckin retarded hater ever picked up a guitar? before you start bashing these bands, and they are influential bands, please id like to hear some of your crazy guitar playing skills. Kurt Cobain knew he wasnt an great guitar player, he didnt strive to be one, but his are anything but meaningless. and jimi hendrix. he was an extrordinary guitarist. Radiohead is awesome, the thing im trying to figure out is, how it is you think jimmy page sucks, yet you love radiohead, according to your standards, your favourite band should be a superpowered one consisting of victor wooten, neil peart, joe satriani, yngwie malmsteen, and jack black, who is an amzing singer despite his choice of material. All in all, if your gonna criticise these bands the way you have, id like to see your amazing band in concert sometime at red rocks. Id also like to point out that avril lavigne is not punk and never was, for any of those confused, shes can sing, ill give her that. As for Atreyu, to me, if every single word is screamed and completely unintelligible, thats not singing, and the drummer does not make up for it with his few understandable words. My Chemical Romance has gone completely mainstream and i cant distinguish between the singer and the bride in that music video. Thats all i have to say.
the retards at guitar.com by bassman793 May 17, 2006