That post gave me cancer 

A post on an image sharing site like 4chan or a forum that is so utterly terrible that it gives someone cancer.

xXEliteWarriorXx: 0MG M3 4ND MY GF 4R3 F1N4LLY B4CK T0G3TH3R <33

Guy: That post gave me cancer.

That post gave me cancer by Crave_Yourself August 26, 2012

Fence post 

Euphemism for being physically assaulted.

A: What happened to you?

B: I got hit by a fence post.

Fence post by Velosarapture July 21, 2014

x-post 

short for cross-post; i.e., to post the same message/information in more than one location. Frequently used on Livejournal to indicate an entry posted to multiple communities.

See also cross-posting

This entry x-posted to silly_stories, humor_me and monkeybusiness.

x-post by monkeyscience September 17, 2007

Paulie Post 

Someone who posts on an internet forum a topic that has already been posted by someone else on the same forum and room at an earlier time.

Also known as a repost.

Associated with reposted videos, pictures and news articles that have been posted before. Subsequent topic posts with the word "Paulie" or "Paulie Post" Ususally initiated by "post whores"

Paulie Post by hondaprelude.to July 25, 2010

Pocket Post 

An accidental status update or wall post to facebook or twitter from a smart phone.

Chris- AaAaea azrmbzszzzzzszzz zzzzzzzszszszzszszzzzzsz zszzzzzszz. 10 minutes ago from MOTOBLUR

Dan-your pocket posts are the best.

Pocket Post by JesusJs August 16, 2010

PCP (Post Cum Piss) 

The PCP is the piss that a guy usually needs after they have cum.

After screwing Jill, Malcolm urgently needed to have his PCP (Post Cum Piss)or his bladder would explode.

PCP (Post Cum Piss) by Clandky May 4, 2009

exit post 

A post in a forum or on social media one uses to indicate they are leaving a group, thread, or discussion. Typically met with a roast of said person for making a spectacle vs leaving quietly.

A-Hey did you see Maria's post that she's leaving the group?
B-No I did not.
A-She got roasted pretty good for making an exit post.

exit post by xxxmdubxxx January 9, 2017