posh wank

when you have intercourse with a rather un-attractive overweight female, who lacks skill in the bedroom. this would be classed as a posh wank

"how was sarah in bed?" "aw mate, shes a posh wank"

by your mums hot water bottle October 28, 2022

wank

shortened name of 'White Hank' from the madness combat fan animation 'WhiteHank'

wank died at the end of whitehank 1

by moneybrainz99 January 5, 2022

visual wanking

To stare at hot girls wishing you were man enough to go and talk to them.

Dude, stop that visual wanking, you look like a creep.

by Mystery with style May 7, 2015

Wank the Budgie

Any off-brand item particularly of Chinese origin.

Man, check out those headphones.. wow! What are they, Bose? Sony? Nah man, they're Wank the Budgie.

by Skerries Goat September 23, 2022

wank and stank

It's a special move that activates, when you are masturbating and the same moment, the jizz shoots out, you fart, so it bacomes a magical moment, in that everything is released from your body and you go into transcendence

Bob: Y'know Billy, yesterday was great!
Billy: Why?
Bob: I had a wank and stank, it shot me into stratosphere.
Billy: Wow, I've heared about it, but I thought that were only legends!

by SlamWeasel May 4, 2018

Wotsit Wank

The act of masturbation having recently indulged in the consumption of Wotsits resulting in an orange penis due to the excessive cheesy residue.

Not to be attempted after spicy Cheetos.

He had a Wotsit Wank, and now he's wandering around with an orange cock!

by Wotsit Wnkr July 8, 2025

Pokey Bum Wank

An act of sexual pleasure where you take your fingers and insert them in the bum hole while doing regular masturbation

Jack got so turned on by Mega Cranes and Cosmic Cranes that he felt the need to pull down his own trousers and pleasure himself with a Pokey Bum Wank.

by Beluga Whale Pie February 12, 2025