Sunday Night Delight

You are out with ur fellow broskis and ur checkin out a bunch of attractive women and you ask them to part take in sexual intercourse but instead a large man walks by with a giant dildo and sticks it up all of ur asses.

Dudeski1: Dudeeeeee tht was a brutal Sunday Night Delight

Dudeski2: Dudddeeeee ikkkkk...tottallyyyy awfullll

by Broski29 January 15, 2011

Louisiana Saturday Night

In order for you to maximize your autoeroticism, you slit your wrist and you use your own blood for lube. Try to cum before you die!

Why is Jack in the hospital?

He tried to have a Louisiana Saturday Night, but couldn't get it up. He made an awful mess.

by jizzalope February 25, 2009

Thursday Night Club

Going out a getting really drunk on a Thursday night in anticipation of the weekend.

Right it's thursday, who's up for getting booooooooozy at Thursday Night Club?

by TIN Laden December 20, 2010

saturday night knickers

Your most favourite knickers in the world - Ones usually saved for going out on a Saturday Night!

Looking forward to a night on the town - I'm even wearing my "Saturday Night Knickers"...

by Peneleope Pitstop September 3, 2007

late night player

A Funky Musician

"damn, that band were some serious late night players!"

by The Pocket November 21, 2013

Epic Meal Night

A massive dinner with overly large foods that would not usually be done unless eating huge quantities is the goal.

That epic meal night where we made that 20 pound burrito was awesome! epic meal time spontaneous mouth birth gargantuan

by Decrata April 14, 2015

late-night piss

When you're a little kid and you really don't fucking want to go to bed, you're desperate. You're not tired, you're not ready for this shit. Hell, you can play some Nintendo right now if you wanted to. But no, your parents are fucking dicks and say, "Go to bed or I'll punish yo bitchass!" I don't know if they mean punish or just the regular kind, but whatever. They're fucking parents.

So you know what you do? You say "mooooom, I need to go pee-pee." Those dumbasses will fall for it every fucking time, I can guarantee that shit. Put a money-back guarantee and I'll fucking give you a million dollars if it doesn't work.

The only drawback to this is that the piss will only take around 1-2 minutes, 3 minutes if you really know how to make up bullshit excuses. Below is a goodass example of a situation just like the one described.

Mom: Go the fuck to bed, faggot!
Kid: Mom, I need to take a late-night piss! I don't want to wet the bed again!
Mom: Fine, but make it quick, you little shit.
Kid: (inside his head) "AWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAA"

by It's-a me, a-Mario! September 15, 2015