really hilarious jokes. Also offensive.
But no one cares about the butthurt morons who get annoyed by them.
But no one cares about the butthurt morons who get annoyed by them.
Q: What do you do when you/your wife gives birth to a dead baby?
A: I don't know...what?
Q: Get a pot and some water YOU'RE HAVING SOUP TONIGHT!
A: Damn I love them dead baby jokes.
A: I don't know...what?
Q: Get a pot and some water YOU'RE HAVING SOUP TONIGHT!
A: Damn I love them dead baby jokes.
by PandoraTheWicked. May 09, 2010
when you shit and the turd reaches from the bottom of the bowl and sticks out of the water. like a dead head on a lake
by longhairedwizardwithlazyeye February 11, 2010
Ultimate Dead Baby Joke.
by Big D1234000 June 28, 2011
A nice, Korean drama, probably about a quiet schoolgirl’s high school life. It has two love interests and an annoying enemy and a brilliantly interesting plot. It’s also 18+ so I’ve never seen it lol
Friend 1: Hey Michael, you’ve seen All of Us are Dead? It’s number one on Netflix!
Friend 2: You’re darn right I did, Kira! It was so wholesome and it’s now one of my favorite shows. I’m going to recommend it to all of my family members.
Friend 2: You’re darn right I did, Kira! It was so wholesome and it’s now one of my favorite shows. I’m going to recommend it to all of my family members.
by disco! whilst panicking February 19, 2022
Osiris, God of...something, wore this shirt on hot days in.....the Underworld. It was said that this t-shirt gave Osiris the power to know and do anything. And thats why the dead refer to Osiris as an ass.
Gee, Osiris is wearing that damned T-Shirt of the Dead again, what an ass. we should revolt against that bird faced fraud.
by Metalheaddrummer March 25, 2008
Perhaps the largest growing sport in the world. Quite self explanatory actually. It's similar to downhill snowboarding but kitties are used instead of snowboards. Plus you get 5 seconds shaved off your official finishing time for every extra kitty you happen to kill along your way to the finish line. Unfortunately PETA had to be the hormonal bitches that they are and keep it out of the Vancouver Winter Olympics.
Random guy: Are you up for some dead kitty snowboarding?
Me: Sure. Just let me go grab a kitty and punt it in the wood chipper real quick. I'm running low on kitties. I wonder why..............
Me: Sure. Just let me go grab a kitty and punt it in the wood chipper real quick. I'm running low on kitties. I wonder why..............
by lucyslking April 04, 2010
by the Dame Duck May 13, 2009