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Cold One

The ''cold one'' is a (somewhat) alcoholic beverage in homestarrunner.com. The beverage first debuted in Sbemail 39: property of ones. In this sbemail episode, a fan named Dan Waters has almost drank a one that is not cold. The variations of the ''Cold One'' in foreign lands are called ''Not So Cold Ones'', ''Room Temperature Ones'', and ''Warm Ones''. There is also a variant called the ''cool one'', which it can be refreshing.
Dan Waters, Sbemail 39: Last weekend I almost drank a one that is not cold.

Strong Bad, Sbemail 39: A one that is not cold, is scarcely a one at all.

Strong Bad, Sbemail 39: I call it... ''the property of ones'', it goes like this: The ONEitude is directly proportional to the COLDitude of the one.

Strong Bad, Fanstumes 2008: A cold one drinking a cold one?? That's cannibalism, man! Or at least ''cold one-balism''.
by Kenzie_quadra March 13, 2025
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Cold Camping

When you have cold hands and jerk off to warm them up
Jerry's hands were freezing so he went cold camping
by anonymous August 17, 2025
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Asking if the sun is cold

1. When someone asks a yes or no question so dumb that it genuinely shocks everyone around.

2. When someone makes a statement that can be easily disproven.
Jimmy: pointing at a girl he likes, a lesbian pin on her bag. “Do you think she actually would like me back?”
Evan: “You’re Asking if the sun is cold, Jimmy.”
by Scharey! December 7, 2024
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Cold

Being Cooler Than Everyone Else
Somebody broke into my ride and COLD macked it"
by Designed By Someone Oct 8 2007 October 12, 2021
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Cold Tony

A very bad/unfortunate thing that has happened/been done to you.
“Got an eviction notice on dang December 24
My man that’s a cold tony. A cooooold tony.”
by RasVitamix February 10, 2024
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Cold Nonbinary Winter

a term used to define enbies being unapologetically themselves, having fun, loving yourself, just being you, it’s turning up, driving the boat and not giving a damn about what nobody’s saying
we having a cold nonbinary winter this year fuckers
by Rain Flare April 28, 2021
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Five Quarters Cold

Temperature cold enough to cause nipples to be the length of a stack of five quarters.
It's five quarters cold outside today.
by Mr Code Name December 1, 2011
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