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Matthew

He's definitely a writer. He will have writer's block 24 hours a day. Obsessed with flowers 100%. Dumb but he speaks in far too high-class terms (as if we were in the 1700s) like bro!? wtf. He's too good at s*x and with just one look from his ice blue eyes he sends you into heat.
"I got lost in Matthew's ice eyes..."
by Camopilla May 28, 2024
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Matthew Polgar's Europe Blog

a journey taken by a young polish boy to find his roots back in europe
damn just edged to Matthew Polgar's Europe Blog
by the wolf woodhead May 30, 2024
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Matthew

glake ahh hoe, treesha, whore, prostitute, hooker, and the sluttiest guy you’ll ever meet. stay away if u can.
Have you seen Matthew? He’s with 7 girls right now
by jojobowbow February 10, 2024
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Matthew

Matthew Is just a guy who's very, very, gay an has a giant gaping boy pussy and very much loves to be dominated by hot steamy goodlooking males who want to assert their dominance upon him
Dominate him like his name is Matthew
by MoneySalazar February 17, 2024
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Matthew

True sex god. Gets all the bitches. Tall, handsome, with beautiful blonde luxurius hair. Cannot be compared to simple humans. A real gift from God. He is the type of guy people always think are way out of their league.
He is a real Matthew
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Matthew

someone who wants to wear your boyfriend’s skin
girl 1: i think i have a stalker.
girl 2: yeah, who?
girl 1: matthew.
girl 2: really? he seemed so quiet and content.
by minutemade002 February 29, 2024
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Matthew

the sassiest man ever; the true leader of the sassy man apocolypse
Did you talk to Matthew today?

I know! how can that much sass fit in one man?
Idk that's just Matthew
by cherrieslillies February 29, 2024
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