This guy has a huge dick and balls the size of hot air balloons. He is wanted and desired by every female in the entire world, fat bitches are excluded. He often makes girls wet just by mentioning his name. He's like the Chuck Norris of anything sexual with the females. Drinks only the finest grade green monsters and will fuck your walls up, (both walls, drywall and those pussy walls).
Guy: Man, I wish I had a kock like Kyle Kilgour
Lady: OMG I need to go change my panties.
Guy: But why?
Lady: you mentioned big kock Kyle's name!
Lady: OMG I need to go change my panties.
Guy: But why?
Lady: you mentioned big kock Kyle's name!
by Kkizzle513 June 11, 2019

by User253946 August 8, 2021

Person 1: Aye! You know that nigga Kyle?
Person 2: Yeah! He's the man behind the slaughter!
Person 1: IM YIIKING OUT!
Person 2: Yeah! He's the man behind the slaughter!
Person 1: IM YIIKING OUT!
by Surprise Chocolate Fondue September 24, 2022

A Kylee is the most hot, funny and plain bad ass girl. A Kylee you never want to let go. A Kylees soulmate is a Benjamen
by K norman April 14, 2022

by anonymous January 20, 2021

Hey man, wanna cigar it up tonight?
Nah. I have to work. I guess you'll have to have a Lonesome Kyle.
Nah. I have to work. I guess you'll have to have a Lonesome Kyle.
by NotAntonio January 6, 2022
