Januari 9th

They probably killed someone saying "L Bozo"

"Oh I just killed someone, L Bozo"

They killed someone

Look out for people born on Januari 9th.

by YourLocalFelixyes September 23, 2022

January 24th

National suck your boyfriend's toes day.

Hey Jaquavius, can I suck your toes?
Ofc you can, it's national suck your boyfriend's toes day!
Glad you remembered if January 24th

by bigblackconnor January 24, 2025

january 15

cole sprouse day
the day cole sprouse goes on the tonight show with jimmy fallon

on january 15, cole sprouse WILL go on the tonight show with jimmy fallon

by cmliliaep March 20, 2021

January 1st

It’s a new year and supposed to be a new you shoot your damn shot already!

“Hey ___ it’s January 1st the new year so I figured id shoot my shot!”

by Kaylee Feehley December 29, 2020

January

Toe Touch January we've been focusing on the upper part of the body so let's give them legs some love.

Bro, it's toe touch January I'm coming for your toes.

by Gamer Awsome Man November 3, 2019

January 11

National receive head day

“Hey”
“Can I get some head”
“Why”
“It’s national receive head day”
“No it’s January 11”

by DarkLight January 10, 2022

Join Jerk January

also see No Nut November and Destroy Dick December and No Finger February. when you and the boys have to get together for a circle jerk during january.

Big D: yo you want to come to my place for Join Jerk January?
Lil D: nah man i've got plans with gary.

by BeeNumber69 November 2, 2021