January 15

The day you show your appreciation to the love of your life, by sending your man to work with a bucket of valentines and ending his work day with dinner and lots of snuggling.

Its January 15th dougie lets get this in.

by $nuggling my nickel January 15, 2021

January 17

if u were born on this day you’re an idiot <3

A: when’s ur birthday?
B: january 17, why?
A: wow ur birthday is on national slap an idiot day 🤗

by 😧🤞 March 6, 2022

The legend of 26th of january

On the 26th of January, if you are awake for longer than 12 hours, you turn into a carrot and can never be turned back.

The legend of 26th of January is an urban legend, dating back to 16th century england

by urbandlegends1234 January 25, 2025

january 11

when the best people are born
they’re amazing

they’re capricorns
they can be really sad or really happy at the same time

someone: “Hi! You’re born on January 11 right? Can we be friends?”
people born on January 11: “hmm sure”

by cooleli January 2, 2022

January 17th

National Bully Maddys Day. When everyone gets together and hates on people with the name Maddy or nickname Maddy.

Person 1: Do you know what day it is?
Person 2: January 17th where we can be mean to people with the name Maddy.
Person 1: I should probably worn Maddy then make fun of her. Lol.

by Watcher of knowledge January 16, 2022

January 29th

international fuck gamecube guy day

a day that we pick on guys who have anything to do with the Nintendo GameCube that is clearly bigger than the usual

being owning one and refusing to use the Wii for the same purpose, knowing a lot of stuff about it, loving the controller

damn gamecube guy sucks, because it's January 29th

by PieNutt January 30, 2022

January 1

A day where you throw a turtle as hard as you can at the face of your enemy!!

Isla: “Hey Eve!” “It’s January 1!”
Eve: “Yeah New Years!”
Isla: “And also” hurdles turtle in to eves nose!! :)

by Izlatheleader;) December 19, 2020