Jacob

A fucking idiot that trys to look cool by asking how far women can squirt.

Jacob just asked his girlfriend how far she can squirt.

by womenslayerxxxx December 30, 2023

Jacob

Jacob is the type of guy to pull one of the prettiest women, and ask how far they can squirt. Absolutely throwing away a 10/10.

Dude stop asking how about my squirt-o-meter, your being a real Jacob right now.

by womenslayerxxxx December 31, 2023

Jacob

Big choppa that will rip your girl to bits ps Jacob’s are big tokers wo wo

Jacob big dick

by SpookyfDa5th November 26, 2021

jacob

jacob is a sweaty bitch

damn, jacob is extra wet today

by weewooweed42069 July 27, 2022

Jacob

If you're called Jacob you're usually a "cool kid". You are either short and roadman or average. There is little to no in-between.

"Look at that guy over there!"
"Oh, him? He's Jacob."
"Oh."

by Thine holy spirit that is kakt May 03, 2021

Jacob

Someone who is rlly fit and overall healthy and good looking. Someone to be around and just a stand up guy, probably packing

Person 1: That guy looks like a Jacob
Person 2: yeah i can definitely see it look how good he looks

by Yourfavoritebaseballguy November 24, 2021

jacob

he loves to see naked guys and kiss them, hes so down bad form mexican girls, he loves toes and feet he will get any chance to suck some toes when it comes to those things and he loves dick in his butt

omg did u see jacob hes so slay

by catlover692397340812 August 15, 2022