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Human Bidet

the human Bidet can be done solo, with two people, and even with a group. a solo human Bidet is when you take a shit and you pee while still sitting down and it rolls down your nut and taint and cleans your bum. the human Bidet with a partner is the same, but one person gets up and the other pisses on their bumhole, this one is much more effective. the group human Bidet is the same but with a bunch of people pissing on the poopers bumhole, this is the most effective variant.
"dear diary, today I shitted and ran out of kittens to wipe with, but thankfully I peed and it was a human Bidet, so it was ok in the end"

"hey playbou carti can you give me some human Bidet"

"precinct 6 get to hemorrhoid street ASAP, there's a guy here who needs some group human Bidet"
by clogmethroatwithshitmrdiddy August 3, 2024
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Sub-Human

A person that is so much of a fai,ure that they are a different, worse species.
You are a sub-human for reading this sentence.
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Human on anthro

Romantic or sexual interactions between humans and human(anthro) animals in fiction.

This is different from bestiality, which refers to sexual activities between humans and real, *non-human* animals.

Some critics mistakenly combine the two concepts, but the key differences are based on consent, cognition, and the entirely imagined nature of anthros.
Since anthro characters are sentient beings with human-like forms and minds, human on anthro interactions do not equate to bestiality.
by j.kennedy April 7, 2025
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toxic humans never coming

it‘s never coming
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by phouw April 8, 2025
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