toilet hat-trick bullseye

While accomplishing a toilet hat-trick the toilet water splatter of the falling shit hits the asshole and now the asshole is full of sperm, urine and shit, or menstrual blood, urine and shit.
Oh man, I had a massive toilet hat-trick bullseye this morning. I had to whipe my ass 15 times before all the sperm, piss and shit was all off!
by SpunkSkunk November 01, 2017
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Elodan's Hat

The crusty ring of blood you find around your nipples - the morning after having spent a night with industrial strength crocodile clips clamped around them.
That bird last night was a right sort ! Woke up this morning wearing Elodan's hat.
by Rex Press November 20, 2010
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Santa hats

When a woman’s boob is saddened and completely deflated, most likely due to trauma-induced hyper reaction to oversexualization of the chest area, or due to misogyny and fomogeny
Yo, that girl last night had Santa hats
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Tiajuana Top Hat

When a woman wearing a sombrero kneels in the middle of a group of men who proceed to ejaculate into the "bowl" formed by the sombrero's rim.
That was quite a Tiajuana Top Hat your mom got last night.
by haskdj November 14, 2011
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lamp hat

'Thats a nice lamp hat'
by Big Bob 123 February 12, 2018
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Scummy fog hat

A Sweaty hat that your friend shit in and blew a cloud of vape in
Remember when you’re homie put on my scummy fog hat!?
by Spoogs August 31, 2018
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Ikea bucket hat

A mark of superiority worn by members of the ikea cult
by Shnoiken September 08, 2022
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