The act of shoving push broom and floor squeegee handles into the anus and then walking backward to clean the ice between periods of a hockey game
"Want to go to Earl's party Saturday night?"
"Budget cuts to peewee hockey caused Wendell and I to volunteer as the Human Zambonis during the tourney. It takes a village dontcha know."
"Budget cuts to peewee hockey caused Wendell and I to volunteer as the Human Zambonis during the tourney. It takes a village dontcha know."
by moosedjelly February 6, 2025
Get the Human Zambonimug. A corporation humanizing itself, usually through social media such as Twitter, to make you think that the corporation is your friend, or at least a person, as opposed to a business built for profit.
all of these brand twitter accounts that have been posting random shit are just examples of how normalized corporate humanization has become in today's world.
by jai_ June 1, 2023
Get the Corporate humanizationmug. Human on anthropomorphic animal in the form of sexual intercourse or romance. Not to be confused with beastiality.
“Dude, I looked at your search history… what’s human on anthro?”
“Oh it’s just furry shit. Furries having sex with humans.”
“Oh it’s just furry shit. Furries having sex with humans.”
by ObamaSus April 30, 2022
Get the Human on anthromug. by Stekam August 10, 2022
Get the Hot Humble Humanmug. by Vege tard October 30, 2023
Get the Human vegetablemug. by anonymous February 24, 2023
Get the human lawnmowermug. Naked man standing up, props a male midget on his shoulders with both of the midget’s legs hanging on one side of standing mans neck. Standing man then has girl straddle him and he holds her up. He penetrates her arse and at the same time she starts to suck off the midget. Once the midget cums in the girls mouth she spits the cum over the mans face and the midget shits down the mans back, at the same time.
by Dirty Long River June 27, 2012
Get the Human Elevatormug.