A ghetto lobster is a person who acts and dresses ghetto, but they are no where close to being ghetto. They are not: poor, drug addicts, high school dropouts, or of African American desecent. They are the polar opposites, except for the fact that they like to get down in their gangster/ghetto outfits to rap and hiphop music. They most likely live in the rich suburbs of Bergen County, New Jersey.
She's so ghetto lobster - she acts all ghetto, but she's from one of the richest towns in our state!
by NotAGhettoLobster December 15, 2008

1. The act in buying a normal double cheeseburger off the dollar menu while substituting the ketchup for bigmac sauce and the chopped onions for sliced, then putting french fries in between the beef patties as if to be the middle bun in a big mac.
2. A big-mac made out of other mcdonald's food items resulting in almost the same thing but half the price.
2. A big-mac made out of other mcdonald's food items resulting in almost the same thing but half the price.
by Spuxy December 15, 2008

by Kluke January 19, 2004

by catalinacatalyst May 10, 2011

Hannah: Oh I so fucked with those ghetto nuns.
Grace: Oh shit girl! You are FUCKED. They're gonna sugar your gas tank and plant coke in it and get you pulled over. FUCK.
Grace: Oh shit girl! You are FUCKED. They're gonna sugar your gas tank and plant coke in it and get you pulled over. FUCK.
by ghettonun. September 1, 2009

a lady who resembles trailer trash or "not well kept" or that looks or acts trampy, yet attractive.
Another way to describe a hot crack whore.
Another way to describe a hot crack whore.
by anotherGuidoSarducci January 16, 2008

slice of watermelon
by triplej1974 September 8, 2013
