Kicks me in the balls and steals my money

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.

Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022

Prawn Kick

When you or someone drops something and kick it whilst trying to pick it back up

Did you see him prawn kick, it was such an ick.

by Jeopardy B April 6, 2024

wet donkey kick

When you swing your dong so hard it kicks somebody

Bro that wild wet donkey kick

by Hee hee45 January 27, 2023

Backwards Horse Kick

When the girl kicks the guy in the groin, cuz he has just Donkey Punched her. (Preferly wearing heels).

Once my boyfriend Donkey Punched me, I backwards horse kicked. backwards horse kick

by MotherPower December 10, 2013

Kamen Rider Kick

A Kamen Rider Kick is the hallmark dive kick of the Kamen Rider franchise, being an undoubted blow to a monster or main villain that comes in many variations.

The Kamen Rider Kick has undoubtedly made a huge impact on Japanese pop culture.

by Snapper2001 November 9, 2025

John’s Kicked

John’s Kicked

John’s Kicked from squad

by Cheech LLC October 27, 2021

Kick Rocks

Sell crack

Shorty said she wanna kick rocks, yeah you fuckin with a big boss.

by @cL@iR3 April 23, 2019