Dylan

A fruity mother fucker. Spells quiet wrong in his instagram posts and doesnt bother to fix it. Makes pizza rolls while high.
"I usually have an answer to this question but this time ima be quit".-dylan
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Always joking around, can make anybody laugh with his stupid jokes.
Dylan is a Goofy ah Ni**a.
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If you know someone with the name Dylan, keep them. He will be on of the kindest guys you will ever meet. He might seem like he doesn’t care, but inside, he really does. He has the nicest blue eyes a brown hair. He does very well in school but he has to work hard for it. He plays lots of sports and is pretty confident but insecure in some ways. He has many friends and is fairly popular but he doesn’t want to be made fun of. He likes to impress people and he’s very funny. He cares about you and all of his friends. He doesn’t like to show his feelings too often but deep inside he loves you. If you have a friend named dylan, keep him!
You know Dylan?
Yeah Why?
He’s the nicest guys you’ll ever meet!
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Dylan has a tiny penis and doesn’t pull any bitches even he has the worse grammar when texting and in person 💀🙏
Guy: dylan has the worse grammar
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That one outistic kid in class always trying to get attention.
Dylan: *screams* yesterday i had some Roblox pussy!!
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An extremely average type of guy. Sucks at fighting and thinks he's an absolute unit which is quite the opposite
Dylan: I would fully destroy you in a fight
Literally anyone: shutup bitch
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The worst person I’ve ever met. Self centered, ugly, short, stupid, idiotic, clumsy, not in the slightest bit athletic. Those are just a few words to describe him ( without cursing). He’s inconsiderate like you would hardly believe. He’s an empath, doesn’t show emotion, doesn’t care about your emotions but we’ll get back to that in a bit. He’s a terrible boyfriend, never date a Dylan. He’ll talk to other girls more than he talks to you. He’ll sit there on his phone when your right next to him and not say a word to you, he won’t even look at you. He won’t ask you what’s wrong if your crying let alone give you a hug. He doesn’t give a crap about how you feel, he just wants the statue because he’s dating some one out of his league that he doesn’t deserve.
If his name is Dylan RUN!!!
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