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jump kicking dance

A furious yet graceful dance which involves kicking the hell out of someone. Usually performed on said person's face.
If this fucker puts me on hold I'm going to do my jump kicking dance all over his face.
by Don Commodore Mc Awesome October 31, 2004
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Russian Lap Dance

when a man is taking a shit and his lady comes and sits on his lap straddling him and facing him. she takes a shit also and they proceed to have sex at the same time....
by Mattman40 January 9, 2012
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Delivery App Dance

That queasy feeling as you ponder if that "sushi" restaurant you are about to order from has real Sushi, so you check Yelp first.
I did the delivery app dance, but I never actually order at Yelp, their delivery system sucks balls.
by pamoa November 15, 2018
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Sphincter Square Dance

When one is lying on their side, being penetrated anally, it's the squirming and moving about that one does to remove the inserted penis or object before defecation.
I was really getting it in and she started doing the sphincter square dance so I knew it was coming to an abrupt end.
by FletchRFletcher November 19, 2014
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Backwards Dolphin Dancing

When Dolphins stand on their flippers on the surface of the water and swim backwards.
That thing is backwards dolphin dancing!
Look at it go!
by DictionariesArePeopleToo May 26, 2019
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Tijuana Lap Dance

When you’re taking a dump and your bro needs to go too so he comes and sits on your lap and poops between your legs. No homo
Bro hurry up I have to poop, I’m about to come in and give you a Tijuana Lap Dance.
by Jackson Township January 30, 2022
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About to break dance

Someone who doesn't dance and is trying their hardest to dance. They end up "about to break dance". Arms move toward the ground as if they are about do a big break dance move but it never happens. And everyone is left waiting for the big moment
Person 1: hey! Look that guy is gonna break dance! Let's give him space!

Person 2: nah! I've been watching him for 10 minutes, he's "about to break dance" it's never gonna happen dude!
by Jbizzle March 9, 2015
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