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placenta claus

A fictional charachter based on the fictional character "Santa Clause" who is a de-ranged twisted violent version of the round, jolly man who appears every December. Placenta Claus is bearded but it is not gray. Also, Placenta Claus is jolly, sometimes nice, and much skinnier than Santa Claus. Placenta Claus usually appears on the Friday morning after Thanksgiving in Cedar Bluffs, Nebraska. Typically, Placenta Claus makes his first appearence to Alan Parsons Project "Sirius" before a large crowth of intoxicated party-goers.
Why is Placenta Claus dancing on the table?
When is Placenta Claus going to appear?
by MALOUSEK January 2, 2008
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Noah Claus

He makes me sad because he flagged the original definition :(
by Bohn Jraun March 4, 2022
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Clash blaster

An extremely overpowered weapon in Splatoon 2. This thing fires 5 shots per second and takes 3 shots to splat. Also paired with splat bomb and sting ray. Clash blaster neo is 10x worse with the ability to gain a huge advantage in modes like rainmaker and tower control. You also need no aim for this weapon. It’s as if this is an instant win button. It’s really good in turf war despite blasters being the worst class for it. One of the most hated weapons in the community. Fun when you use it, not fun against it.
If only clash blasters were removed in splatoon 3
by deadhamstercore May 9, 2022
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Cass

1. A person, of ambiguous sex, who enjoys Science Fiction and Computers.

2. A person, generally a girl, who ends up in a common-law marriage with their college room mate.

3. Any person with a black soul and a love of hacking.
1. God, it's playing Dungeons and Dragons again. It's such a Cass.

2. Only a Cass would live with their college room mate for seven years.

3. OMG, John just changed my Myspace Profile. He's such a Cass!
by Entchen May 22, 2007
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Clams

Completely Lacking Any Mental Stimulation

Def 1. Being really bored
Def 2. Descibing an Idiot
Ex 1. My brain is clams at the moment
Ex 2. You people are clams!
by NKKF October 6, 2007
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cass

1.Cold Ass. Being cold in the ass. If you are cold in the ass you dont care about something.

2.Youve just been outside and you have a cold ass.
Example1:
John says: you mother just died
You say: im cass i didnt like her anyway
Example2:
Bro i just went a walk and now im so cass i have to take a bath.
by Dr.Cushe January 22, 2011
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Mrs Claus

A fat man women who sits around all day eating and watching reality shows
by supercutekid November 27, 2011
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