A gay faggot with no friends
by 1357445Jimmie February 20, 2018
Get the salty chrismug. That one guy who betrayed his first love Basketball and is now married to Football. Chris would never leave Footballs side and is extremely loyal to her. But it's better this way because basketball is for scrubs and football is better.
Dude 1: Yo you see that catch?
Dude 2: Yeah, Chris only has hands for Football.
Dude 1: Chris totally dumped basketball.
Dude 2: Thats fine, Basketball is for scrubs.
Dude 2: Yeah, Chris only has hands for Football.
Dude 1: Chris totally dumped basketball.
Dude 2: Thats fine, Basketball is for scrubs.
by SomebodyOnTheInternettt May 28, 2019
Get the Chrismug. Chris is type of person that loves Dogs Alot. Some people call him Mr. FurryFriend. Chris is a visual person that see interesting things and he is very kind.
by Siberian Husky Dog Gang November 22, 2021
Get the Chrismug. A sexy fat man, who can shove his massive dick where ever you want it to go, he is able to rearrange your guts if you want him to. He would be a smart rich person who goes to the gym everyday but cannot lose his weight, he earns more money than you have ever dreamed of and would waste any time but spend it on you.
He is the type of person that would go to groupies and reproduce at them, he can come home with any girl he wants to and would have a good time with them and you.
He is the type of person that would go to groupies and reproduce at them, he can come home with any girl he wants to and would have a good time with them and you.
by spicule1 September 18, 2022
Get the Chrismug. A crazy ass hot pangender cowboy with an outgoing personality, he's spent his youth soul searching but came out of it as a realized man, he's always down to be a great supporting friend, he is also insane, but very philosophical when the time is right, a Christopher stallard is a man that has gone through pain and suffering but he pegged the shit out of that and is now a god. He also plans to destroy the planet in 2050 with his pet Daniel
by IBC_Twitch November 22, 2021
Get the Chris stallardmug. by Thatonefnafkid July 8, 2021
Get the Chrismug.