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Rug Burn

When you spend $500 plus on dances at a titty bar and only end up with a rash above your knee.
Bro, I got so many dances at Carl’s last
Night, that one bitch gave me rug burn!
by Rug Bern October 2, 2021
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Slow Burn

doing the deed for hours with breaks, snacks, candles, or toys
"Mandy and I knocked ankles last weekend." "Yeah bro?" "Yeah we slow burned for like three hours." "Daaaaaaaang!"
by Renée Dispetto May 3, 2022
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Burn Tan

When you burn really badly, then in a few days it fades to a color that vaguely resembles tan.
I totally burned when I went to the beach a couple days ago, but now I have a totally sweet burn tan!
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burn

"i burn you"

"you melt me"
by crystalqueer January 20, 2021
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Burn you to the ground

To completely destroy someone's reputation.
Alice: Did you hear the news? Charlie's right hand man published incriminating information about him.
Bob: Well, I would never burn you to the ground.
by MalumLibrum958 September 19, 2023
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Ashton Burns

Ashton Burns is a small hyperactive midget. He has all the smaller qualities an average male would having, meaning he has a micropenis and is a midget. Ashton is a very dyslexic person and can barely spell the alphabet, if Ashton is asked to do anything he will ultimately fail, not knowing what to do in any situation.
Ashton Burns is a small boy who is very unintelligent for his age
by Eli Vitolio Stinky April 27, 2022
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