An anal magician. The King of the colon. A man who enjoys uphill gardening and the pleasures of naked, young men. Give him a pert boy bum and watch him make things disappear in it.
Steve only bend over to pick up the soap and Simon made his entire willy disappear in him. Total bum wizard.
by El Horritt January 4, 2017
Get the bum wizardmug. 1. when you love it something to hard, you gotta bum it
2. when you love bummin so much, that your cock turns blue.
3. a mixture of sex and watercolour.
2. when you love bummin so much, that your cock turns blue.
3. a mixture of sex and watercolour.
by lemonboy October 3, 2006
Get the bum it bluemug. A fucking loser who tries to pretend like He/She is very intelligent, formal, high class, and superior to everyone else and calls them "Lessers" meanwhile in reality He/She is a fucking pathetic loser who was most likely bullied at school and have no rizz, no bitches, and have prolly never have gone outside before. He/She just sits there all day whining on social media and tries to act like He/She is superior to everyone else and silences anyone who opposes His/Her beliefs because the degenerate can't comprehend someone else thinking differently as Him/Her so He/She just resorts to cancelling someone because He/She deep down knows that the other person is right and they're just a complete idiot for thinking they are far superior to everyone else for having the "right" opinions so He/She uses cancel culture as a coping mechanism for Him/Her outrageous and downright stupid beliefs.
The Bum: "I LOVE COMMUNISM, TIKTOK, FEMINISM, BLM, BUZZFEED, AND THE LEFT WING! ANYONE WHO DISAGREES IS A RACIST HOMOPHOBIC FATPHOBIC TRUMP SUPPORTING SEXIST INCEL MISOGYNISTIC WHORE AND YOU NEED TO BE CANCELLED AND FUCK YOU!"
Any normal person: "Damn bro, you're a Professional Bum."
The Bum: "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY YOU LITTLE BITCH ASS NIGGA HOW DARE YOU OPPOSE ME YOUR SORRY ASS NEEDS TO BE CANCELLED RIGHT NOW!"
Any normal person: 🤓 <-- This you?
Any normal person: "Damn bro, you're a Professional Bum."
The Bum: "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY YOU LITTLE BITCH ASS NIGGA HOW DARE YOU OPPOSE ME YOUR SORRY ASS NEEDS TO BE CANCELLED RIGHT NOW!"
Any normal person: 🤓 <-- This you?
by Captain Pingu September 13, 2022
Get the Professional Bummug. when someone's breath is so terrible it smells like a fart
can also be used for someone who constantly talks nonsense or non-believable stories. Also know as a sh*t talker
can also be used for someone who constantly talks nonsense or non-believable stories. Also know as a sh*t talker
That girl last night was a serious bum breather, I almost puked when she talked to me.
All he does is bum breathe, you can't believe any he says
All he does is bum breathe, you can't believe any he says
by slash182 February 20, 2011
Get the bum breathermug. by master_fu_my_bestie December 5, 2021
Get the Bum crummug. phantom bumming is when you take a picture of a friend stood right behind someone else who is bending over although the person who is bending over shouldn't be aware of this occuring when you look at he picture it should look like your friend is making love to their bottoms.
i got an imense phantom bum at the co-op.
i dare you to phantom bum that old lady.
i hope i didn't just get phantom bummed when i picked that up.
i bet i can phantom bum your mum.
i dare you to phantom bum that old lady.
i hope i didn't just get phantom bummed when i picked that up.
i bet i can phantom bum your mum.
by rkidfromden January 28, 2010
Get the phantom bummug. by College_Chick May 6, 2014
Get the Bum Cummug.