Boner Killer

9/10 math teachers and English teachers

Damn dude, my math teacher, Mrs. Bowman, is such a boner killer

by Cum is stored in your mother April 21, 2022

Boner Abortion

When you start to get a half boner but you start to think of something to take your mind off of it like your grandmother naked so it doesn't reach full maturity of an erection

Bro i did a boner abortion in math class when i saw Brianna's tight ass in those shorts.

by drew2258 June 5, 2017

Sad Boner

Feeling when you are really sad about something, however, your body still have place for a boner, but it feels different than a regular boner, its just like the power of sadness is in there in your cock, it's a Sad Boner.

I was really down for my wife cheating on me, but then some porn appeared on my newsfeed and man, I had such a Sad Boner.

by Barracuda Dan November 26, 2017

lady boner

schwing

"petes new blond hair gives me such a lady boner (schwing)"

by Manboobsrsexy February 3, 2015

Pull a Boner

To commit suicide. Inspired by Andrew Koenig (Boner of Growing Pains)

Please Sean, step off the ledge. We don't want you to 'Pull a Boner'.

by Kurt Barlow February 28, 2010

psi-boner

n. A psychological boner. Being extremely excited about something.

Watching the preview for Matrix Reloaded gave me a psi-boner, that movie is going to be so level5.

by Billy Roastbeef May 27, 2006

Ass Boner

When you get fucked so hard in the ass you pop a boner.

Dude:i got ass boner so hard, it went to far in now i got a boner!!

by skghruighauihgauigbp April 17, 2009