Bitches In The Yard

Descriptive Noun. The state of having so many bitches, haters, or douchebags following oneself at all times that they begin to accumulate in one's yard.

Person A: Jesus Christ, dude. That's a whole lot of haters following you around lately.

Person B: I know, man. (sighs) Bitches in the yard, bitches in the yard.

by EamonsGotJokes September 21, 2011

My Bitch

You.

You're my bitch, accept it.

by Kneeyaintheshins September 17, 2017

nigga bitch

big black sassy woman usually works at a dmv or at dollar genral.

nigga bitch: how may i help you? ( with attitude )
you: can i get my license renewed?
nigga bitch: one minuted *picks up phone* ( 10 minutes later )
you: uhh can you get off the phone for one minute?
nigga bitch: ( with ALOT of attitude ) do you want me to help you or not?
you: ( pissed ) well it would be nice if you would jeez fucking nigga bitch...

by kdredom February 21, 2011

bitch job

An office job in a clean, air-conditioned environment with no manual labor involved. This job requires no life-or-death decisions, no sales, and mostly paper pushing. The job is mostly reserved for large government bureaucracies and some corporations, and is mostly performed by bitches.

She scored her self a bitch job. She be eatin cake and shit while her man be sweatin at a construction site.

by redwoodhighway March 27, 2009

A Dumb Bitch

Someone who can’t spell.

A dumb bitch is someone who can’t spell.

Susan called Rebecca a dumb bitch because she can’t spell for shit.

by ifuckedyourmom76 July 16, 2018

Flippin a Bitch

Making a u-turn very fast

Dude your going the wrong way flip a bitch

by Gerry Varguson December 5, 2003

son of a bitch

Son of a Bitch (SOB), and Son of a Gun, two variants, both euphemisms. There are varios theories regarding the origins of the phrase, however one can believe what they like. Can be put as an interjection expressing;
1. Surprise

2. Amazement

3. Anger

4. Disappointment

5. Disgust

6. Revenge

7. Gratitude

8. Etc.

1. (When discovering a friend of yours screwing with your grandmother, mother, sister, cousin, girlfriend...)
She; "Someones commin in!"
Friend; "I am baby...(realises it ain't a joke)what?really? who the..."
You;(mouth wide open)"...what?...Son of a bitch!"

2. (When you see a Nerd, getting it on with 5 very fine chicks at a party...)
Travis; "Dude...what the fuck?...you see that?"
Jason; "Holy shit..."
Both; "I'll be damned...son of a bitch..."

3. (When a silly little fucker, plays around with your balls, and a fight begins)
Opponent; "i'm goin to kick your arse!"
You; "we'll see about that, you silly son of a bitch!"

4. (When your girlfriend dumps you, cause your shit in bed)
Jack; "...hey man...don't worry..millions of other bitches in the sea...thats life!"
You; (crying your eyes out)...lifes a son of a bitch Jack"

5. (When you discover a friend of yours fucking a dog)
Dog; (trying to escape with all his strengh)...HEEELP! Get this fucker off me!"
Your girlfriend; "OH MY GOD!"
You; "...filthy son of a bitch!"

6. (Whilst taking a crap on your nieghbours front lawn, for pissing you off for some reason one evening)
Niehgbour; "What the hell do you think your doing?"
You; "What's it look like you son of a bitch?"

7. (When some friend of yours buys you a blowup sex doll for your birthday)
Tom; "here, hope you like it"
You; "aaaawww, you didn't have to, you son of a bitch"

8. Or for any other situation.

by Sollord December 30, 2006