cooking apple

A person that seems to be nice but is actually not nice.

I thought it was going to be nice but they ended up being a cooking apple

by Garmo May 24, 2024

Apple Sauced Cunt

A seemingly good natured person whom looks and may even seem sweet but is indeed a cunt.

"That old racist lady sure is an apple sauced cunt with her lil walker. Just hobblen along a slight breeze away from dropping a harder R."
"That girl was just flirting with me and now my wallets gone?" "sounds like an apple sauced cunt there boss"
"He great and all but his dick lowkey smell bad" "Thassa apple sauced Cock"

by FeccBoieeMcgee September 22, 2020

Apple law

If it has two colors, it can play bad apple.

Person 1: Hey, did you see they made Bad apple using actual apples?

Person 2: well you know the apple law: if it has two colors it can play Bad Apple.
Person 3: How long before someone does it using a squid or chameleon?

by Sirlordofderp April 06, 2023

Golden Apple Seed

The large and prickly balls or testicles of a human male. One that hasn’t been in contact with a razor for a very long time. The strands of hairs represents the spikes on the seed of a golden apple fruit.

She likes putting golden apple seed in her mouth.

by Pcw July 02, 2023

apple danish

Vagina, used in the context of oral sex.

I really enjoyed eating her apple danish for beeakfast.

by Actuarius81 October 13, 2021

Adam's Oral Apple

When a man gives a woman hard oral sex so that his penis pushes up against the wall of her throat, making it look like she has an Adam's Apple.

Guy 1:I gave her an Adam's Oral Apple, she had a dent in her throat for days.

Guy 2: Bro you cappin' that's you ain't big enough for that.

by sorry about this word February 23, 2021

Josh's Apple

A freakishly abnormally large Adams Apple.

Oh my goodness!! did you see his josh's Apple!? that thing is amazing

by Beast 951 July 28, 2011