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Internet all'Italiana

(Translated: Italian Internet)
when your internet connection slows down, in Italy it is known that it is one of the countries with the worst internet connection in the world.
-What the F*ck! My internet connection is like a Internet all'Italiana

-F*ck!! I can't play with this Internet all'Italiana
by Rose Lavillant March 18, 2020
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Internet

What are you, an idiot? "Hmmm... yes, the floor here is made out of floor..."
Some smartass: 'I went on the internet to look up the word "Internet" on the Urban Dictionary'

Some other smartass: 'Dude thats so cool! Next time try to look up the word "dictionary" in a dictionary'
by Darth_Lebowski April 19, 2021
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fake internet feud

a completely unreal and planned quarrel between two consenting parties in communication through the full feud period. The online fight is just silly and for fun.
Emery Van Sickle and Max Young August 30th 2022 is an example of a fake internet feud
by sl4ywh4ty0uw4nn4sl4y August 31, 2022
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Indonesian Internet

Bad Internet connection, lagging, having internet issues, etc. usually correlates with Indihome
Zhang: what the fuck is your ping
Joko: ahhhh sorry, its the Indonesian Internet
Zhang: what the fuck does that means
Joko: ask the Indihome users
Zhang: aren't you Malaysian
Joko: how many times do i have to fucking tell you that I'm Indonesian
Zhang: what's the difference?
Joko: see this is why I don't want to be friends with a Singaporean
by TAC0799 October 7, 2020
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internet-lisp

typing with a lisp on a computer to another person.
person 1 - thup mang.. what are you doing?
person 2 - not much thon, was just peething out actually.
person 1 - internet-lisp
by babypiratesnapchat2 July 21, 2023
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Internet rape

this is not an actual thing, rape can only be done in real life. Either you're insanely chronically online or you want an excuse to be called a victim. You most likely got sent fake, trolls of joke nsfw content by little kids. Go cry about it.

A "true" example of internet rape or sexual harassment on the internet is someone masturbating to you on a call without your consent.
Internet rape is not a thing! It can only be done irl!
by BiGf4r7 July 16, 2023
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Ur internet

Ur internet means you talk crazy over the phone but won’t say it in person
by .imright June 11, 2021
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