Question on a science exam: What is the formula for water?
You: H²O
Science teacher then proceeds to whack you with a belt.
You: H²O
Science teacher then proceeds to whack you with a belt.
by GlitchForum March 18, 2021
To laugh uncontrollably in a wheezing sound. The spaces in between the letters the "flat" sounding and length of the noise. Usually used by people who just saw a funny post on reddit.
(in person)
Person A: "Enter funny joke here"
Person B: *w h e e z es uncontrollably*
(on the internet)
Person A: "Joke"
Person B in the comments: W H E E Z E
Person A: "Enter funny joke here"
Person B: *w h e e z es uncontrollably*
(on the internet)
Person A: "Joke"
Person B in the comments: W H E E Z E
by MrChickinMan March 05, 2021
by Ninjapro1234 December 20, 2022
Rob is better than everyone else. He’s literally so hot and is hotter than everyone and can literally do whatever he wants. his slong is massive and he’s pretty cool
by jona_0sburn July 12, 2021
Carters someone who has tha fattest dick i've ever had. Usually i like J's but i came to realize that they have the best dick in the world. He also is an amazing boyfriend. Can be jealous at times but he makes it up with his huge dick.
by AshleyFbaeee May 09, 2023
Happiness theory, a set of hypothetical beliefs that happiness and euphoria will be the cause of human conformity.
by W3ird-X November 08, 2021
And inadvertent nonsense message sent when your messaging partner makes you all nervous and sweaty, impairing your ability to properly operate a smartphone or other touchscreen device.
Often blamed on a friend's meddling.
Often blamed on a friend's meddling.
Texter 1: Truck h Up
Texter 2: You are horrid at sexting.
Texter 1: Sorry! That was my friend's fault. I let her type for me while I dictated but forgot she doesn't understand written English.
Texter 2: You are horrid at sexting.
Texter 1: Sorry! That was my friend's fault. I let her type for me while I dictated but forgot she doesn't understand written English.
by SassyHats February 11, 2012