Toilet wisdom

When you take a shit at work thinking about the problem you are currently strugling with and suddenly you get an idea how to fix it.

Greg! Herman! I know how to fix that damn bug! I was taking a dump when the toilet wisdom enlightened me!

by rufik March 9, 2020

toilet archery

When you shoot turds in a toilet from your ass. A bullseye happens when a turd hits the water and splashes a drop of water in the center of your butthole.

"I shit a bullseye during my toilet archery session."

by UnicornRainbowtits February 12, 2025

skibidi toilet

fucking looser baby ass shit

8 year old: I love skibidi toilet
me: shut the fuck up

by bongular missle creator September 25, 2025

Skibidi Toilet

brainrot

Skibidi Toilet: Stupid

by caughtin8k February 4, 2024

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brainrot used daily by 7 year olds
used to make "jokes" they say

Timmy : "wanna see my skibidi toilet ohio gyatt rizz fanum tax kai cenat duke dennis plushie"
Jimmy : "HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY BRODIE"

by sigmawarlord July 18, 2024

Skibidy toilet

Retarded people fucking and it’s really gay

I put a skibidy toilet up my ass

by Ladarius brinks February 13, 2025

Skibidi Toilet

It is a Gen Alpha sacrifice. Many say it just because their legends Lankybox say it, but they do not know that it instantly summons the devil. Once it is said, they are possessed, making them say it more.

Kid: "skibidi toilet"
Villageman: "CALL THE PRIEST! GET THE HOLY WATER! WE HAVE A POSSESSION!"

by iDontTrustYou September 8, 2024