Dutch Toaster

When you fart in someone’s hoody and throw there hood up and tie it

I Dutch toastered that guy

by N8tertot October 13, 2020

French Toast

jewish french people in 1941-1945

"that hitler hated French Toast"
"what's french toast?"
"jewish french people mate"

by your real name. bitch December 20, 2020

French Toaster

A person who panic buys food staples at the first hint of a snow storm. Typically found in the Midwest, this type of shopper will stock up on 15 to 20 days worth of milk, eggs, and bread to ride out a one to two day snow event. What is ironic about the French Toaster is that they unwittingly bought the ingredients for, but very rarely make, French toast.

The Weather report calls for an inch of snow for tomorrow. I'll bet the French Toasters are emptying the shelves of milk, bread, and eggs again.

by The Reverand Doctor December 31, 2020

limp toaster

a mentally slow human who has the iq of a toaster and can’t get hard

used as an insult,

“you’re a whole limp toaster”

by Krafffffty February 27, 2021

soggy toast with butter

A perfectly straight thing and whoever asked you is gay

You like soggy toast with butter
You asked your gay

by Blake's nemesis March 27, 2021

Cinnamon Toast George

Has every job, has been anywhere anytime, known unit in post apocalyptic Norway

Example of Cinnamon Toast George:

Patient: When is my doctor coming?

Secretary George: He’ll be right with you in just a moment, Excuse me for a second. *walks out door, comes back wearing a lab coat and stethoscope*

Doctor George: Are you ready for your appointment?

by Literature George April 1, 2021

Garbage Toast

If you say the words Garbage Toast it means I don't think this is a good idea. Use this when your with a few people and someone says something you don't think is good.

Friend 1: "Let's go fishing"
Me: "Garbage Toast"
Friend 2: "Let's not?"

by Yee Yee fembog April 29, 2021