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Closet Tom

A closet tom is someone who takes the chance for sexual activity while high off skunk or in the the prison shower!
So you asked for a blow job off your mate while you were high off skunk! Closet Tom!
by Mix-Race Man On Road September 25, 2019
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Tom

A boyfriend who texts you after school and very rarely ever talks to you face to face ,

While texting he’s the sweetest guy in the world and says he loves and cares for you but you feel like he’s only saying things for your satisfaction and then ignores you at school and ignores your texts then when you say something about it he says no that’s not true don’t worry it’ll will be ok

It’s been at least four weeks you’ve been together but he hasn’t talked to you often and your not even sure you love even like him anymore but you know deep down that you still care
Girlfriend; (texts) hey

Tom ; (reads the text) ( decides he’s gonna leave you on read)

Girlfriend; ah when you gonna text me (thinks to herself) he probably doesn’t even love me like i love him 🖤💙💔💘
by unknownomfgthersnoothernames November 3, 2019
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Tom

The type of guy that is always going to die everyday. Drinks cola and is a nerd.
Alex: "Hey have you seen Tom?"
Tammy: "Probably is dead."
Alex: "oh.."
by Disco's Discomfort January 22, 2019
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Tom

Tom is tall
Tom is good looking
Tom is a good boyfriend

Tom is working on getting abs

Tom is cool

Tom treats girls good
Oh hey look it’s Tom

Corrrrrr what a fitty
by Stars rela February 20, 2018
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Tom Joe

South Indians by this name are irresistibly attractive and intelligent, rumor has it that they have large penises several inches above the average measurement, they are also highly intelligent in whatever field they pursue. Despite the sophisticated personality, they tend to hang around with average people to balance out the IQ scores
Wow I hear Tom Joe has a huge cock
Tom Joe is the most attractive guy in class
by nottomjoe November 23, 2021
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Tommed

Being kicked in the groin by a small insecure person.
Oh dude, you just got tommed
by LukeJames3221 November 19, 2015
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Tom Field

If u looked this up u have been blessed, ur a true friend. Whack me up on Snapchat: tafield
I’m friends with Tom Field
Woah u must be cool
by Tom_lil_sheep_Field June 4, 2018
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