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waffling

When women want doughnuts ......see doughnut.
Yo its 12 o clock foo lets go waffling.
by Yo dude August 24, 2004
mugGet the wafflingmug.

Mac Waffle

A Mac Waffle is when you get so frustrated with your Apple laptop that you take a shit on your keyboard and close the laptop. Then, when opened again, you have a flattened turd with the impressions of small squares from the keyboard, giving it the likeness of a waffle.
Dude my MacBook is so frustrating. It won’t let me do anything that I have to do! I’m about to make a Mac Waffle!!
by jaytothegizzle March 31, 2021
mugGet the Mac Wafflemug.

waffle squish

(verb) the process of using your foot to loosen deficated matter released in the shower while douching your colon in preparation for anal intercourse so that the expelled fecal matter can be washed away and go down the shower drain without clogging it.
Make sure you waffle squish your sh*t and clean my shower with soap instead of leaving me a surprise to clean after we hook up!
by re77815 December 5, 2020
mugGet the waffle squishmug.

buttery waffles

Another word for the term buttocks or glutious maximus .
Mmmm girl how doin with those buttery waffles.
by makingplaysinthekitchen April 25, 2017
mugGet the buttery wafflesmug.

Molly waffle

Fuck a girl in the ass, then stick it in her vagina when shes on her period,the male cums. And she snorts molly off your dirty dick.
I knew I hit rock bottom when I asked my dealer for a molly waffle
by Kazow420 July 6, 2023
mugGet the Molly wafflemug.

Waffles

Up in heaven, you can eat infinite waffles. At the same time, if you wanted to.
by Flatblok71 September 27, 2020
mugGet the Wafflesmug.

Sloppy Waffle

When a man puts a tennis racket on a partner's face and comes all over it.
I gave her a huge load for our sloppy waffle last night!
by Sarcia26 August 12, 2019
mugGet the Sloppy Wafflemug.

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