Dead Baby Joke

Ultimate Dead Baby Joke.

Q: What is Gods favorite dead baby joke?
A: S.I.D.S

by Big D1234000 June 29, 2011

dead head

when you shit and the turd reaches from the bottom of the bowl and sticks out of the water. like a dead head on a lake

mike made a dookie, it was a dead head , then he wiped and made a whitecap

by longhairedwizardwithlazyeye February 11, 2010

All of Us are Dead

A nice, Korean drama, probably about a quiet schoolgirl’s high school life. It has two love interests and an annoying enemy and a brilliantly interesting plot. It’s also 18+ so I’ve never seen it lol

Friend 1: Hey Michael, you’ve seen All of Us are Dead? It’s number one on Netflix!

Friend 2: You’re darn right I did, Kira! It was so wholesome and it’s now one of my favorite shows. I’m going to recommend it to all of my family members.

by disco! whilst panicking February 18, 2022

T-Shirt of the Dead

Osiris, God of...something, wore this shirt on hot days in.....the Underworld. It was said that this t-shirt gave Osiris the power to know and do anything. And thats why the dead refer to Osiris as an ass.

Gee, Osiris is wearing that damned T-Shirt of the Dead again, what an ass. we should revolt against that bird faced fraud.

by Metalheaddrummer March 25, 2008

dead kitty snowboarding

Perhaps the largest growing sport in the world. Quite self explanatory actually. It's similar to downhill snowboarding but kitties are used instead of snowboards. Plus you get 5 seconds shaved off your official finishing time for every extra kitty you happen to kill along your way to the finish line. Unfortunately PETA had to be the hormonal bitches that they are and keep it out of the Vancouver Winter Olympics.

Random guy: Are you up for some dead kitty snowboarding?
Me: Sure. Just let me go grab a kitty and punt it in the wood chipper real quick. I'm running low on kitties. I wonder why..............

by lucyslking April 4, 2010

Dead guy's chicken

Slang for Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) the Colonel has been dead for years, thus you are eating chicken from a dead guy.

I needed something quick for lunch, so I stopped in for some dead guy's chicken.

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

fucking a dead dog

to do somthing but accomplish nothing

standing up a mail box jut to watch the wind push it over again, thats like fucking a dead dog

by the Dame Duck May 13, 2009