Covid Brain 🧠

While/After having COVID-19.. being droggy and forgetting things that are simple, and not remembering simple things.

Karen what the hell are you doing?! You forgot the keys to your car again?

“Sorry common case of my Covid Brain 🧠..”

by AlexRose16-18 February 22, 2023

Lo mien brain

When a person downloads tiktok. They get the lo mien brain with all the squiggles!

She downloaded the tik tok and got the lo mien brain from the Chinese!

by Lo mien brain April 21, 2023

traumatic brain depression

tbd
reliving those images in ur head
it’s not a phase depression is real

traumatic brain depression keeps me up

by BumStatusYo December 12, 2018

brain blow job

When your mind is blown by new information and you are unable to function, paralyzed.

Person1: ''Well, parachute is a word.''

Person2: ''Woah....can you stop giving me a brain blow job right now?!''

by dumbassurrekt July 20, 2018

Ebancershima Brain Tumours

A deadly, suicide-inducing disease commonly caused by exposure to the English class of year nine extension. The word is rather self explanatory, as symptoms contain: Ebola, cancer, and brain tumours that result of post traumatic stress disorders (from the disease). It also feels as though you were struck by all of the bombings that took place in the battle of Hiroshima.

"Oh no James," exclaimed Jonno. "I think I feel a case of Ebancershima Brain Tumours creeping up on me, ready for the three way murder?"

by TheRealJonno May 24, 2018

Poopbag Brain Thrusts

When one uses their collection of feces contained within plastic foil bags to obliterate their sexual partner's throat in an act of sodomy.

Chad: "Yo Tim, what ever happened with you and that girl last night?"
Tim: "Oh bro, my throat is so sore! She whipped out her fecal bag and performed poopbag brain thrusts on me for like an hour! We're meeting up again tonight!"

by SuzerainY September 22, 2022

atomic mirror brain

When calling someone a smoothbrain isn’t enough

*last person on your team in call of duty doesn’t know what callouts are in search and destroy*
You: A guy just killed me in middle, he’s coming to A, look out.
Dumbass: Where?
You: Middle, what you don’t have a minimap?
Dumbass: What’s a minimap?
You: Bro how clueless are you
Dumbass: *dies*
You: BRO I CANT EVEN CALL YOU A SMOOTHBRAIN YOURE A FUCKEN ATOMIC MIRROR BRAIN

by ForkliftCertifiedCat September 25, 2022