Orange tea

Something that only evil bitches drink that are out to get you. The antichrist against crazed middle aged women.
"YOU AND YOUR FUCKING ORANGE TEA YOU BITCH,".
by orangetea September 04, 2021
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Crapper Tea

that sweet brew that appears in your toilet bowl a couple of hours after pushing your turd to the other side with a toilet brush when it fails to flush away.
Person 1: "dude wtf the toilet's unflushed"
Person 2: "relax mate, it's just crapper tea"
by raslie March 06, 2021
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Sweed Tea

Tea containing marijuana that is brewed and prepared like regular ice tea with sugar. Sweet tea + Weed= Sweed Tea
"Wow, what a nice summer day it is. I could go for some music and an ice-cold glass of sweet tea!"
"Or, better yet, how 'bout I brew up some Sweed tea? Eh?"
by hcb95 October 28, 2011
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savouring the tea

Forming a ring round the highest point of the scrotum with your index finger and thumb (so that the testicles are below your finger and thumb) and moving them up and down, in a similar motion to a handjob.

Derives from teabagging, and named as such after the practise of letting the teabag drip as long as possible to get the most amount of tea out of it.
I don't know why she wouldn't wank me off; she kept savouring the tea.
by Crack the Yak July 28, 2010
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Reverse Tea-Bag

When your old balls hang so low that you can reach the backside of the tonsils of a buttslut when performing a bear trap.
That old fucker could give her a reverse tea-bag now, he should've worn supportive underwear to keep his balls from hanging so low.
by Mike the Squirrel September 11, 2018
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Tea Tree

This is a BOOB girl. Every boy, when reaching puberty, is asked the old age question: boobs or ass? It is at that time that the boys makes a choice, a decision that will determine the man they will become. This girl shapes men's lives, and men love her shape. She may not have an ass but no one is complaining. Their lacking bottom half and tremendous top half make them resemble a tree. FOOTNOTE: this word originates from the saying "top tier titties" because "tea tree" sounds similar to "tres T's" or "three T's" and that is the acronym for "top tier titties".
I used to be an ass guy but now I'm a boob guy. All it took was one tea tree to change my whole perspective.
by Seanul April 19, 2022
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dark tea

Dark ass gossip; tea that you’ve never spilled about yourself
*2 am*

Henry: get ready for some dark tea
Taylor: dark tea?

Henry: no milk no sugar just straight facts

Taylor: ahhh I’m ready :)
by Notkk December 29, 2018
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