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Texas death roll

While receiving a deepthroat you hold her head down put her in a leg lock and squeeze her head and then roll around with her head still locked in
My girl has been acting up imma give her the Texas death roll tonight
by Sexy Texan 2000 January 1, 2022
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Texas blow drying

The act of using one’s mouth to blow cum out of another persons asshole after anal sex
Dude there was so much nut in my butt I had to ask if he minded Texas blow drying me.
by Lesean McCoy July 12, 2025
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Texas Cop

Something or someone that is unexpectedly immobile or useless, particularly in relation to fear or laziness.
I thought he might help me with the groceries, but he just stood there like a Texas Cop.
by KittyPetunia May 31, 2022
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Texas Brain

A pejorative term used to name someone who's got an underdeveloped brain.
Guy1:"Ew you have an east coast accent"
Guy2: "You clearly have a texas brain"
by AsapStav January 29, 2017
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Texas

Texas is the state that I was born and raised in. In fact I still live here today! I must say that there are alot of negative stereotypes about us Texans floating around...heck...we have the most negative stereotypes of any U.S. state. I'm not here to be an asshole and yell at y'all(yes I intended to right that) I think everyone should think what they want to think or believe. But please, don't be mean and negative about us if you haven't even met a Texan.

I swear none of us have sex with family(eww), we don't wear cowboy apparel everywhere(hella uncomfortable), we don't all live on ranchs(although they are cool), and we are not all racist and homophobic(i'm gay myself so I would know).Honest to goodness, yes, there are some bad people out there that came from Texas but the same thing happens with every other state so please don't go around making stereotypes about a whole group of people just because of the mistakes of few.

Furthermore, it would be very difficult to be racist here in Texas. Mainly because less than half of the population is full white(weather it be european or somewhere else) meaning that you would get your ass beat if you said something nasty about a different race. I promise that Texas is not as bad as stereotypes make it out to be. I honestly think its a great state and(if you get the weather timing right) it can be a great place to visit. I hope you learned something! Thank you so much! Have a good life, and I hope good things come your way!
Person 1: I think Texas is over stereotyped
Person 2: I agree! I think the people making the stereotypes should do some research first.
by TexanLesbian October 9, 2021
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West Texas soup kitchen

When your on a road trip with the guys and the car breaks down in 100degree heat and you and the guys decide to have group anal sex while you wait for AAA
O man the smell! Smells like a west Texas soup kitchen in here!
by Heifer cowboy July 16, 2022
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the texas paddle

You technically hit a kid in the face with a 20 ounce steak
" come'eer you son of a bitch your getting the texas paddle".
by pocket pussy frank June 18, 2018
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