Twat

Someone who over excessively sends pointless tweets every 5 seconds.

Becky on Twitter:

-Just woke up!
-about to get in the shower!
-blow drying my hair!
-what to wear what to wear?
-eating pancakes!
-in my car!
-halfway to school!
-at school!
-in first block!
-ETC.

Rachel on her phone:
OMGGGG! Becky is such a friggen Twat!

by purtyyyyygirlllllll November 14, 2010

Twat

My colleague only goes into the office on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays. He is a TWaT.

My colleague is a lazy TWaT, who does nothing on Mondays and Fridays.

by kentpaul April 26, 2024

twat twizzler

The opposite of fag hag. A fat straight male who hangs with the lesbians... Usually with teeth missing, dirty fingernails, stinky feet, a bad sense of style, muddy shoes, body odor, talks about sheep a lot, and doesn't get asked to prom... Not even by a bregunt.

"look at that group of dykes and their twat twizzler. He only hangs out with him because they can't smell his feet. You know those girls have a fishy odor up their snouts from their nightly sexual adventures.

by Night Pants July 8, 2012

twat buzzard

An old man that chases any woman that walks by him, no matter how disgusting or repulsive.

"That old twat buzzard keeps making moves on our waitress every time she visits his able."

by BrotherBearBruce June 4, 2016

rugby twat

A rugby player that thinks he's solid but realises that he is the biggest pussy in his year/school.

you are a rugby twat!

by TwatFaced1 December 17, 2019

Twatted

When some one makes a complete and total bitch out of you.

Johnathon got twatted in the video chat room earlier today.

by BlackSheep710 August 1, 2023

Twat

twat /twŏt/
noun

1. The vulva.

2. A woman or girl.
3. A foolish or contemptible person.

4. Joanna fucking White

That twat Joanna white.

by KeyzerSöze June 4, 2025